The Stranger

(BOOZY ORTHOGRAPHY) What do people like to do when they're drunk? Show off their big fucking brains, that's what. Well here's your chance, poindexter—the Seattle Spelling Bee (hosted by a champion from the Williamsburg Bee in Brooklyn), where contestants win prizes and drink tickets as they slur their way to the top. Just imagine that spazzy kid from Spellbound with a couple of shots in him—now that's entertainment! (Re-bar, 1114 Howell St, 233-9873. 8 pm, $5, 21+.) by Brendan Kiley

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