(BOOZY ORTHOGRAPHY) What do people like to do when they're drunk? Show off their
big fucking brains, that's what. Well here's your chance, poindexter—the Seattle Spelling Bee (hosted by a champion from the Williamsburg Bee in Brooklyn), where
contestants win prizes and drink tickets as they slur their way to the top. Just imagine that spazzy kid from
Spellbound with a couple of shots in him—now
that's entertainment! (
Re-bar,
1114 Howell St,
233-9873.
8 pm, $5, 21+.)