(MUSIC) Storm Large and the Balls is Stumptown's greatest treasure. Originally a struggling singer in L.A., Storm moved to PDX and started over again, doing blistering, lounge-style covers of rock-and-roll classics. And while lounge-ifying songs may not be the most original idea, you'll be amazed by what Storm does with Metallica, Iron Butterfly, the Cramps—not to mention her Olivia-Newton-John-meets-a-stalker version of "Hopelessly Devoted to You." Don't miss her. (High Dive, 513 N 65th St, 632-0212. 10 pm, $8, 21+.)