(TWO EVENTS, SORTA RELATED) Comic-book artist Daniel Clowes and director Terry Zwigoff pick up a hammer, clobber the art world, and call it a phony in their movie Art School Confidential, which depicts art students as freaks budding into scamsters. It opens tonight. Also tonight is the opening of Cornish's BFA show. Go meet some real-life scary art grads after the movie. (See Movie Times, p. 91, for more info; Cornish Art Department, 2000 Terry Ave, 726-5011. 7–10 pm, free.)