(SPECIAL DJ SET) Biz Markie has been around for as long as hiphop, and he's made a couple of hits, "Vapors" and the eternal "Just a Friend." Though recognized as an innovative (if not entirely mad) rapper, Biz Markie can also rock two turntables. Don't even doubt for a minute that Biz Markie "loves hiphop like Madonna loves dick." (War Room, 722 E Pike St, 328-7666. 9 pm, $8, 21+.) CHARLES MUDEDE