"Do you and Mrs. Santa have kids?"

"No, thank the fuck Christ."

You ain't gonna shit right for a week!

' this mouth was on your wife last night.. you should try dusting off her pussy every once in a while...'

Lauren Graham is yummy in this one

@4 I could watch a video loop of her screaming "Fuck me, Santa!" forever.

"Hindustani Troublemaker?" I can't remember - is that a direct quote from the movie? Or is that more of that lovely hipster racism that seems to be so prominent in the oh-so-witty musings of alt weeklies nowadays?

It's what he's billed as. Is pretending to be offended about something that really can't be construed as racist anyway the brand new hipster thing j.lee? I'm asking you because you seem like a hipster, saying very hipster like things. It's those hipster things that you're saying that seem to indicate that you are a hipster.

Hipster.