I'm bored of me, too. But for what it's worth, this story was bought in our annual Strangercrombie charity auction (see the disclaimer box towards the top of the article).

Even when I'm not obliged to say so, I think Scot and Scotto are very strong local playwrights. But even if you hate the profile, be assured the money paid for it went to two great causes: kids (Childhaven) and adults in the direst need (Downtown Emergency Service Center).