Our arts critics have already recommended 25 great things to do this week and our music critics have picked the 22 best concerts, but there are still hundreds more events happening. To prevent some of the quirkier and more extraordinary ones from slipping through the cracks, we've compiled them here—from the Seattle Tattoo Expo and the Seattle Anarchist Book Fair to Fantastic Fishes and multiple weed events that are timed perfectly for Hempfest—including The Green Show, the Drunk vs. High improv show, and a discussion with the author of Cannabis Cocktails, Mocktails, and Tonics. For even more options this week, check out our complete Things To Do calendar.

TUESDAY
1. 10th Annual North City Jazz Walk
Combine your three favorite activities (listening, eating, walking) at the 10th Annual North City Jazz Walk. Shoreline pulls out all the stops with Jazz Bites—a selection of food treats from local eateries—and the Jazz Walk itself—a showcase of local and international jazz musicians, playing for your pleasure as you stroll down 15th Ave NE.

2. Nerd Nite Seattle
This edition of Nerd Nite offers the chance to learn from linguist Brian Nisonger and founder of SoDo Makerspace Gabriel-­Bello Diaz. "Be there and be square!"

3. Runaway Four, Kirby Krackle, Tom Miller
Cosplayers and musicians The Runaway Four, otherwise known as "the Super Smash Bros. of video game music," play energetic medleys timed to exciting visuals.

WEDNESDAY
4. 311
Somehow invincible Omaha group 311 blend rock, rap, reggae, and funk into their own unique sound of confusing ska-core that continues to enthrall 26 years into their career.

5. Aural Sex
Learn to "arouse, seduce, and thrill your lover" using just your voice, just like the "great courtesans and legendary lovers of the past" whose voices were "among their most potent skills."

6. Ben Sollee
Cellist and composer Ben Sollee has performed at SXSW and TEDx San Diego, been reviewed by NPR, and had his music featured in shows including Parenthood and Weeds. Tonight, on the heels of the release of his album Steeples Pt. 2 (the second in a series of three albums) he'll perform a live show at Barboza.

7. Celebrate Safe Streets: A Rally for Rainier Ave
You would think that the ugly facts about Rainier Avenue (the numerous crashes, the more numerous car-related injuries, the constant speeding) would have been enough to alarm SDOT into action. But such was not the case. SDOT is asleep. It must be re-awoken by loud people who want more improvements, more safety, and two more miles of diet on Rainier. To this end, Rainier Valley Greenways has organized this safe streets rally in Columbia City. CHARLES MUDEDE

8. The Glass Menagerie Opening Night
Café Nordo and The Williams Project present this theatrical production/dinner party that will feature a reimagining of the 1944 play that made Tennessee Williams famous: The Glass Menagerie. Enjoy the drama alongside a three course Southern dinner. The show will run today through September 3.

9. Hearthstone and Cupcakes
This casual Hearthstone meet-up (bring your own devices!) promises free cupcakes, free pizza, and the chance to win Saturday passes to PAX West 2016.

10. Laser C89.5
Pre-Party in the Pacific Science Courtyard then head into the Laser Dome for a unique laser show that mixes music and live lasers. Laser artists and DJs collaborate each show in a new way that makes no two shows alike. Trent Von will be spinning C89.5 classics and current hits all night.

11. Michael Jackson Birthday Night
Celebrate the birthday of the king of pop with an all-night tribute to Michael Jackson, featuring covers by Snug Harbor, General Mojo’s, SGF, Whitney Lyman, Richie Dagger’s Crime, Ayo Dot & The Uppercuts, and Wiscon.

12. Mickey Avalon with Guests
Mickey Avalon's bio reads like a West Coast reboot of a Lou Reed song. The alleged ex-model/ex-junkie/ex-hooker/current rapper is noted for getting booed off the stage during a 2007 Red Hot Chili Peppers tour, but a few years ago, after hearing his catchiest song, "Jane Fonda," I went to check out one of his shows. It was a mind-blowing, campy atrocity of glam rap featuring a bed on stage, "sexy" backup dancers climbing a backdrop chain-link fence, and, unfortunately, a lot of songs less catchy than the hit. BREE MCKENNA

13. Rabbi Rachel Nussbaum
As part of Matthew Offenbacher's The Lion Side of Under the Porch, Rabbi Rachel Nussbaum will lead a discussion of the Book of Jonah in the belly of a whale sculpture.

THURSDAY
14. Baby Goats and Brews
What better way to spend a Thursday afternoon than sipping on beer and meeting adorable baby goats from Puget Sound Goat Rescue (PSGR)? Reuben's Brews will be opening early for this special occasion—plus, the venue is all ages, so everyone is invited to soak up the cuteness. $1 from every beer sold will be donated to PSGR.

15. HadesMachine, Shedu, Severhead
HadesMachine, as you might expect, is devoted to horror music, and calls their style "part serial novel, part soundtrack to the zombie apocalypse, and impending stage spectacle."

16. History Café: History Ahoy! The Ships of Lake Union Park
MOHAI presents their monthly History Café, where you can learn about Seattle's history in a friendly, casual group. This time, they’ll discuss the many historic ships that currently reside on Lake Union.

17. Memento Mori
Professor Vanderbeck presents this "hour-long surreal journey exploring the themes of madness and immortality," which he'll present while surrounded by the creepy objects and artifacts at the Spooked in Seattle museum.

18. Prince vs. The Jacksons Sing Along
Sing (and dance!) along to more than 30 videos starring Prince, Michael Jackson, and Janet Jackson at this night of intense music video competition. Who will be crowned the winner?

19. Prisstina & Malidont
Disco-feminist punk DJ Bmore Free presents a night of PRISSTINA in partnership with Malidont, the latest electronic project by J.T. Champion and Jamie Aaron Aux.

20. The Untuning of the Sky: Moon Gazing in the Skyspace
The Untuning of the Sky promises the chance to moon gaze in the gorgeous, ever-changing Light Reign by James Turrell—plus a screening of Melvin Moti's experimental film Cosmism, First Nations storytelling about the moon with Roger Fernandes, a talk about "the music of the spheres" with Kyle Musselwhite, a participatory poetry reading with Amaranth Borsuk and Carrie Bodle, and a drawing session "by the light of the moon" with Michelle Hagewood.

FRIDAY
21. '90s Music Video Dance Party!
Have a flashback on your Friday with the best and most iconic music videos that the '90s had to offer. Jams from Britney, Christina, and TLC, and classics like the Macarena and "Cotton Eyed Joe" will have you dancing all night under the laser lights at McMenamins in Bothell.

22. Cannabis Cocktails, Mocktails, and Tonics
Warren Bobrow, also known as The Cocktail Whisperer, will sign copies of his book, Cannabis Cocktails, Mocktails, and Tonics, and discuss some of the 75 recipes included in the book, including cocktails made with cannabis-infused liquors, cannabis bitters, and cannabis smoke.

23. DigiTour Summer
This social media tour features YouTube, Vine, Twitter, and Instagram "stars," alongside pop musicians, for an evening of performance.

24. Drunk vs. High
Decide once and for all which is a better comedic performance enhancer (or destroyer) at this competition that pits booze and weed in the ultimate showdown of the vices. Each team will be limited to a substance; just watch where the rest of the night goes.

25. Dylan Ward: Sleep Nod
As part of Matthew Offenbacher's The Lion Side of Under the Porch, watch dancer/choreographer Dylan Ward perform a new dance in the belly of a whale sculpture.

26. Fish & Chips Street Dance Competition
206 Zulu presents Fish & Chips, a 1 vs 1 all-styles dance battle, and crowd participation pro/amateur battle. In the Pro/Am Battle, members of the audience (the amateurs in question) will be paired with seasoned dancers (the pros) to compete in a spontaneous 2 vs 2 competition. Or, you can sit back, do no dancing of any kind, and enjoy the efforts of your peers against the lights of the Great Wheel on Pier 57.

27. Hugo Housewarming and BBQ
If you haven't been to the new Hugo House space on First Hill, here's your chance—they'll have yard games and prizes, food from George's Sausage & Delicatessen and Stockbox Neighborhood Grocery, and PBR for $1/can. Eat food, play games, and get stoked for what Hugo House has on offer this fall.

28. The Dread Crew of Oddwood, The Fun Police, Spiderface, The Wild Lips
Southern Californian pirate-themed band The Dread Crew of Oddwood categorize themselves as professors of "Heavy Mahogany" music, or a mixture of heavy metal, Celtic rock, folk punk, and acoustic instruments.

29. Pokemon Go & Pokemon: The First Movie
Come out to the Pioneer Square area for some Pokemon love. The Downtown Seattle Association will be dropping lures throughout the neighborhood and will host an outdoor viewing of the first Pokemon movie in Occidental Square.

30. Rock Against the TPP Rally
Rock Against The TPP as a movement is a nationwide uprising and concert tour organized to halt the Trans-Pacific Partnership in its tracks. RATTPP as a show, though, is a star-studded line-up of celebs and artists throwing their considerable weight behind this social movement, featuring the performances from Talib Kweli, Evangeline Lilly, Anti-Flag, Downtown Boys, bell's roar, Taina Asili, Evan Greer, and more.

31. Summer Mix Happy Hour
This event is a special treat for adults 21 and over who also love science. On the brew side there will be beverages served up by Heritage Distilling, Legoe Bay Winery, and Lucky Envelope Brewing. For entertainment, there will be a Danger Science Live Show, Robot Mini Golf, and a special forty year anniversary Laser Show in the Laser Dome.

32. Tacos & Beers & Abortions
Enjoy tacos, beer, and music from women DJs, all while raising money for the Community Abortion Information and Resources Project: a Pacific Northwest abortion fund that also provides referrals, answers questions, and offers fundraising counseling.

FRIDAY-SATURDAY
33. The Fantastic Misadventures of Twisty Shakes
The Libertinis present their latest raucously irreverent show (with elements of theater, neo-burlesque, and clowning) The Fantastic Misadventures of Twisty Shakes, that promises characters including "intrepid go-go dancers, mole people, sky pirates, and warring demigods.”

34. Headbanger Hillbilly Ball VI
Slim's' Headbanger Hillbilly Ball celebrates its sixth birthday with two days of scorching live acts like Marieke & The Go Get 'Em Boys, Toe Tag, Shivering Denizens, Hartwood, Rainieros, Zero down, Witchburn, and many more. Throw on your dirtiest gingham and get to stompin'.

FRIDAY-SUNDAY
35. How to Adult
Watch SANCA staff perform impressive acrobatic routines and various circus arts (including Chinese pole, partner acrobatics, aerial rope, handbalancing, German wheel, slack line, and aerial rings) at this annual show. Thematically, the show will address questions like "Why cook when there's a microwave?", "Is there an important reason why clothes shouldn’t be kept in the laundry basket after they come out of the dryer?", and “We all have to grow up, but can we still play?”

36. Seattle Tattoo Expo 2016
Hidden Hand Tattoo will host this gigantic tattoo expo, where guests will have the opportunity to become familiar with new artists and styles, mingle and shop, and generally see what kinds of things people are drawing on their bodies.

37. The Tempest
REBATEnsemble presents an original staging of Shakespeare's The Tempest—"inspired by the recent Syrian-refugee crisis, the ISIL agenda of imperialistic violence, and ongoing racism and domestic aggression towards minority cultures in the US.”

SATURDAY
38. 18 Hour Comic
Create an 18-page comic in 18 hours at Push/Pull—they'll provide coffee, tea, pastries, lunch, dinner, and limited supplies. Afterwards, you can choose to display it on their wall. Artists pay $20 for food and supplies; watching the art-making is free. The reception from 6-9 pm will reveal the results!

39. Duwamish River Festival 2016
The Lower Duwamish Waterway Group and the Duwamish River Cleanup Coalition will host a free all-ages festival celebrating the 10th anniversary of this event, with boat tours, folklorico dance groups, art vendors, local food from Phó Oralè and MUY MACHO, live music from Banda Vagos, a photo booth, and much more for the whole family.

40. Fantastic Fishes
The Burke's newest fish event allows you to explore the museum's ichthyology collection, from sharks and rays to fish (of varying species) and many more gilled beings. You will have the opportunity to explore the research boat, make sea-inspired rafts, view a finished Angyaaq (traditional Alaskan open-boat), and tour the UW Oceanography's tide models.

41. Fish & Sips
As part of the Burke Museum's NightLife series, Fish & Sips provides you with a place to eat, drink, and learn all at once. Snatch yourself a beer or cider and eat some tasty seafood provided by Ivar's while experts talk about sea life near Seattle.

42. Frogs & Dogs 2016
Bring your pup out for a day of fun with Rogue Ales and Spirits. There will be doggie mingling, dog games, dog baths, and for humans: face painting, live music, and lots of beverages. This summer marks the eighth year in a row that Rogue Ales has invited dogs and their friends to come out and celebrate summer.

43. Full Moon Circus Soiree
Celebrate the Full Leo Moon by dressing up in your "finest full moon and summer attire," watching circus performers from Zenith Spins and The Cabiri, drinking specialty cocktails, and dancing to music from DJs Eva Djane and Sean Majors.

44. The Green Show
Come to the Atlas Theatre in "high spirits" (no smoking or vaping allowed inside) to enjoy this 21+ improv comedy show by, about, and for people who are thoroughly stoned.

45. Seattle Anarchist Book Fair
Everyone from the staunch anarchist to the "anarcho-curious" is invited to this book fair that will include talks about anarchist theory and current events, as well as books from publishers from across the country.

46. Slurred Shopping Pop-Up DIY Craft & Artist Fair
Central Saloon kicks off what will become a monthly occurrence: a crafts and makers market pop-up that will cater to every skill and discipline under the DIY umbrella, including screen printers, writers, musicians, and handi-crafters.

47. The Super Run
The Super Run is the perfect time for you to feel like a hero. Dress up in your most colorful tights, masks, and the various accessories that every superhero finds themselves needing. No need for a cape though because one will be provided along with a finishers' medal at the end of the race. Proceeds from this 5k go to benefitting various local charitable organizations such as Playworks, Savvy Cyber Kids, the American Association for Cancer Research, and more.

48. The Wake: Waterfront Morning Dance Party
The Wake is an early morning dance party for everyone and anyone who likes sunshine and aerobics at the crack of dawn. Go get a workout by the Ferris wheel and enjoy the beats from special guest DJs Kryspin and Johnny Monsoon. Pre-dance yoga starts at 9 am, with the dance party itself to follow from 10 am to noon, with free coffee, juices, and breakfast snacks all morning long.

SATURDAY-SUNDAY
49. Viking Days
This Nordic festival has tons of traditional food and drink, plus entertainment including performance and interactive activities—they'll even have a Viking Encampment with "weaving, weapon-forging, and war!”

50. Washington Midsummer Renaissance Faire
For the last seven years, the Washington Midsummer Renaissance Faire has brought turkey legs, jousting, and period costumes to Bonney Lake, and this year will be no different—except for a few additions, like the Renaissance Drag Show on Sunday, August 6. This weekend's (the final weekend’s!) theme is "Her Majesty's Royal Masquerade.”

SUNDAY
51. Ambrosial Herbalism with Iggy's HoneyBrew Kombucha
As part of E. Smith Mercantile's Sunday Cocktail Party series, Heather Wolf, Head Herbal Brewess at Iggy's Honeybrew Kombucha, will craft a menu of botanical cocktails and speak about the health properties of each concoction.

52. Bach & Beer
Sip on your favorite brew while Baroque cellist Steuart Pincombe plays through a curated catalogue of Bach's music. This event aims to highlight the "connections between the art of brewing and the art of playing the music of Bach." The histories of brewing and Bach will be intertwined as the night goes on.

53. BrasilFest 2016
This festival of all things Brazilian celebrates 18 years of going strong. The annual party throws out drumming, dancing, music of every regional genre, and so much food, drink, and general merriment, along with workshops and exhibits of cultural information and local practices.

54. Hot Tin Streetcar
Every Sunday, Unexpected Productions will stage a fully improvised play based on audience suggestions and the characters/settings/writing of acclaimed playwright Tennessee Williams.

55. N10 Ninkasi Boat Party
Celebrate 10 years with Ninkasi; one boat, three hours, and all the food and beer your heart desires. One ticket includes the boat ride, all of Ninkasi's beers, and food from Hitchcock Deli.

56. Pain in the Grass 2016
KISW's Pain in the Grass takes over White River Amphitheatre for an all-day fest, featuring acts like Disturbed, Breaking Benjamin, Anthrax, Alter Bridge, Saint Asonia, Pop Evil, Windowpane, and more.

Stranger (Than Usual) Things To Do comes out every week on Tuesday. To submit events to be considered, email us at calendar@thestranger.com.