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Bagatelle

I am going to marry the hell out of you. Watch out.

Sexy Valentines

Here's to all the crazy, happy, wild, sexy, loving, exotic, hair pulling, horny, kick ass, drug addict, car smashing, hiking, hot women of the NW.

BATMAN

Who loves you? I always will. Happy Valentine's Day! Smootch.

Halloween Honey

It was a long run, 4 years and counting. I will always love you, you will always have a piece of my heart.

alejandra padilla!

I love you with all my heart Bonita. everything about you is tantalizingly beautiful... your amazing. love travis.

Can I tell you?

I love you, I really do. But for some reason I can't tell you. So I am now. I love you Brian. <3 Vivian

Kurstan!!!

Your home! Now we can fight at gas works and throw food at each other again! Sorry i made you pee cool aid. Well, kind of.

My Beautiful Shannon

You mean so much to me Shan! You understand me, accept me and Love Me! Happy Valentines Day! I Love you so much!

Dearest Spency Wency

You are the alien of my eye. Let's carelessly whisper for a higher love and some moon boots. --lovey

Hey Boo

Lolo, I missed you a ton while you were gone and I'm happy you're back. And yeah, engagement rings are left-handed. But I like it a lot anyway.

Push My Buttons

Nick Nickerson, I'm your personal video game. Your initials are in my top score slot, and you can play me whenever you please. Gold coins, Em Emerson.

my UNAGI

who knew what hanging out would lead to? i'm so glad that i listened to my heart and waited for you. i love you so much. always, your CAB SAUV

Trash E. Valentine

you are my north my south my east my west. my working week and weekends rest. i love you my lil' tank -drcm

to my little button

You make everyday a joy know that i have someone to share every part of my life with. I love you with everypart of my body ;) For your health!

Dear Lara

Marry me? Just kidding! Love Joh.

To J- From C+

Happy Valentine's Day sweetheart! I've got a huge CRUSH on you. Hearts! xoxo

I love you Joeyoey!

This is our 4th Valentine's Day together and no matter what they say, it is so special to me. You are my best friend and I love you so much! <3Mally

My Beautiful Lezel

I've never in my life met anyone like you, or wanted so badly to spend the rest of it with anyone. Maybe next time you'll get to 20 first! loveloveluv

Beautiful Bean

You've helped me to hold onto this happiness, a joy that sprouts from loving through being loved. Ever looking towards the horizon with you... Joshua

SARAH WRIGHT

MASSAGE OIL, OUR FAVORITE PLAYLIST, AND STEAK. LOVE YOU, MY VALENTINE.

Squidbilly

It's taken 2 years to get to this point but our relationship feels so good now. I want to enjoy this for a long time & I hope you do too. I love you.

Sayer

I am weird for you. Love, Eleanor

My Beautiful Baker

Dearest Beth, Happy Valentine's Day Sweetie! Thanks for brightening up my sometimes gloomy-ass state of being. I love you babe. -G

To My USMCR Boy

I wish you'd change your mind. I've really fallen hard for you. I promise I'd treat you right - if only you'd let me. Please be my valentine.

I ChooChooChoose You

Happy Valentine's Day, Nate B.

BOY8GIRLS

CAITLIN CHIP STEPH LEI MEG NICOLE ANI AMY i can't believe how long we have been apart. i wish i was lying on the couch for you all to come home to.

Mutual Admiration

Dearest Frida - If there is one left-handed blonde I love more then myself, it is most certainly you. xoxo Lauren

Make Mine Mao

Hey Hottie. Whether you're the bookend to my day or the whole shelf, you make it a gazillion times better and you are the best thing of anything ever.

straight A student

dearest lovely lass, you are my hero. i look forward to learning your ways of organization and public speaking and whatever else you are a genius at.

#1 DAD

Thank you for coming into our lives at just the right time...Little Miss Jackie Brown never had it so good! Love,two of the luckiest ladies in Seattle

For w7ngman-

I love you the most, ever. You make me smile every day; I might even venture to say that you're my wonderwall. Thank you for being amazing! -Aislinn

GIRL IS ON MY MIND

Third time's a charm. Let's listen to the Black Keys and make out.

You're such a Fox!

Pam, Meeting you after the snowpacolypse has been the most fun I've had in a long time! I miss your canopy, you'll just have to get used to my bed.

hibernating grizzly

you make me feel warm and buzzy. xoxo honey bee

Good times!

Nothing like a drunken sprawl to realize that you just might have feelings for someone. I think we invented the night. Maybe you feel the same way?

Dear Pudding...

You were the absolute best thing about my life in 2008, and I expect the same for 2009. I can't wait until we can be together more often. I love you!

FullMoons&PolarBears

I Love You RC! It has been an amazing journey with you. Thank you for taking me there! My life is fufilled because I can share it with you! Pook!

Hunnybunches!!!

Even though I love you more than you love me you are the most beautiful, gentle human walking the planet. Words can't convey how much I love you.

dear lovers

thanks for all the good times. it was fun boinking you all over the last year. time for someone new, though.

Buster McLeod Benson

If you can multiply all the valentines ever published in The Stranger by an exponential number of stars in the sky, you might know how much I <3 you.

AIDAN FAY

hey, look! you're in the stranger now. you lucky dog, you.

Sugarbear

I'm so glad I met you, you've changed my life completely for the better. Let's do anal again tonight. hugs & kisses, loe

Sir Smooch-A-Lot!?

Hey King,can't believe it's been so long and I still get excited seeing ur dumb face! Aw. Will be waiting with my hands on your desk like a good girl.

no way jose

i will never agree that you love me more! you make my life so very wonderful, every day i look forward to spending the rest of it with you. ilu bunz

My Pez Girl

I know I don't say it often enough but I wouldn't trade you for the world. I love you as much as you love cherry pez.

Pillow Lips

I'm so happy we're together, but if you ever leave me, I'll kill you, like literally smother you with a pillow. Love you so much. Your glitter monkey

i carry your heart

(i carry it in my heart)i am never without it(anywhere i go you go,my dear; and whatever is done by only me is your doing,my darling) To J. Love,L

WifeyPoopoos

to my wonderful new wife, you are my comfy pants on a cold, damp day. i love you with all of my heart. my crush on you today is you.

KIBBLETS!!

Here's to more concerts, parties, and "officely" love, that may or may not include Kareoke..hahaha. Have a wonderful day darlinks! ~D

Peachy-kins

Over the course of the last year, you have proven to be - by far - my favorite playmate. Here's to all of our future adventures. L, B

I Love You, Mary!

I love that our practice child is a cat. I love that our anniversary is Cinco de Mayo. I love that you buy more books than I do. I love you. :) Ronan

husband poopooji

you are my super snuggly cuddly bunny funny love husband poopoos man. there is no one in the world i love having ventures with more than you. forever.

Eeyore Saucypantsen

I love you more than that Bella loves whatshisface in that book you tease me about. I can't even count all the ways you make me smile, i.e. sammiches

Ames the Flames

I'm not telling you what to do, but when you get back from China, we'll be together in a way that makes the Obamas jealous. I love you for keeps.

This is your first!

It's your 1st V-Day. I haven't met you yet, but I love you the same, Lilah. Next year we'll get you hopped up on candy hearts and teach you to curse.

I like Tall Chicks

The way you cut wood flooring makes my tool belt tight. May my electrical wires keep yer tank ever hot. Marry me Sunday night?

Cuteblondeee56 <3s U

Puddlestheclown, I will always dove you.

To Nippon With Love

Miss you much Katy. Can't wait to visit again, this time we need to frequest the love hotels. Love Bryan

You Spin Me Around

My Dearest Heath: having you as my Valentine is the best birthday present I could get. In return, I will gladly deploy The Maverick. xo spencer

OU81MI?

Tif and Royal, a haiku. Thoughtsicles, dreaming of our own urban fervor. All I say is, "Blerg!" Durin

Ukranians Rock !

P, you make me happy. Everyday. Thanks for the kindness of your heart, and all the lovin'. XO, B

Don't go, baby.

Long nights in your arms make up for all the mornings you have to leave me.

The Landed Gentry

J- You are my rock star, my hope, and my change. Thank you for not giving up on me - you are worth it all. My love forever. -N

Penis how I love you

Hernay, my penis, I'm so glad that you are all mine! I love you so much and i cant wait to pop a hard on for you!

To my BAdger

My Count Chocula lookin badger! I love you more than you'll ever know. I'm not a very smart man, but I know what love is. I love a Big Badger!

sarah rose

you are a prize. any girl/boy would be lucky to have you. if you weren't my best friend I would make out with you. love kim

My hubby (Sunday!)

We're getting married this weekend!! Hooray! I love you. All the work was worth it. Life is very, very good!

KP, EH, LF, & JUBO

Here's to falling down drunk, bruises, and raising hell! Who cares about men when we can have a marvelous black out time together! Yours, Devbo

Scrappy smalls.

Here's to our second valentine's together, baby. pukeiloveyou.

Until you came along

I've never felt so loved and appreciated as I do with you. (There's nothing abstract about it. I love you) - Your munchkin

Braved a blizzard

Mike ~ I adore you! You delight and entertain me. The sex and cuddles are scrumtrelliscent. And I love staying up all night sharing stories. Em

Truculent Trans:

I loved you male, I love you transitioning, I will love you female. You aren't "dragging" me into anything, I'm coming along freely. Love love, Thel.

To Raul,

I like to sit and listen to the sound Of the snowflakes landing on the trees But I can't get used to feeling cold I can't.

Saucy Sex Walrus

We compete using alliteration daily; the Enterprise keeps me in fear of obliteration nightly.Let's get matching velour sweatsuits! I love you! -Lara

Modest Mark

You have the power to rock the airwaves and my socks off! Let's catch another moonrise and maybe I'll let you... this time... you know... the DVD lol

Love Heading South

I know you still read Slog daily, even after moving to SF. It's just one of the many reasons why I love you. Soon, we'll be in the same boat. -E

P - squared: B mine!

U R my beloved spouse. THNX 4 so many years of LUV! U R sweeter than maple butter! Adoringly Yrs, B - LOL - lots of love

Roller Coasters

Dani Dollface,looks like we've both signed up to ride this ride.A year and some persistence and now you make all my smiles.Linguini for only you doll-

Dear Grizzwald

I love you more than anything on earth. Youve made me a happy boy, Im lucky to have such a pretty girl by my side! Bell? Paw? Yeah! love, Grizz

Dear Mr. Jenner

You let me put my frozen feet on your toasty feet at night. Just for that alone I will put bacon on your mac and cheese. Love, your kind wife

To the best Eldan

You already know I think you're the best Eldan who ever Eldaned. But I like to remind you once in a while. Hooray, and I love you.

CAPT' PANTIES!!

shake yo' ass bitch and let me see whatcha' got!! happy valentine's day, hooker!! <3 dj slappy nutz!!

Mack lovin, its on!

you are incredible in so many ways. thanks for making me laugh, being my best friend and loving me in the dark and the light. love, your MoLo.

I still owe Metro

J - I'm still glad I ran for that bus. Two down, I'm hoping many more to go. - M

Top Chef 4 Dawn

Dawn- we met years ago. I would still love to cook for you, dyke drama or not. - naked chef

i wanna be with you

when yer sleepin in, when yer scrabblin, when you promenade. thank jebus there's a whole lotta life to live. yer the best, fritos. love,tomatillo

MY SWEET RYAN J

I LOVE YOUR ASS, YOUR SMILE, YOUR HEART, YOUR MIND. BEND ME OVER AND POKE MY BEHIND.

Cabby Love!

Thanks for showing me how drivers do it in Miami, even though you've never been there. Here's to the proverbial EORS, and your amazing cock!

International Love

Anthony, I never thought that I'd find the man of my dreams. You've been my best friend, confidant, and sex pup. I love you and Happy Valentines Day

mr. babuska!!

jiggling is always an option. happy valentine's day! xoxo mrs. b

TO MY MASHY WIFEY

Miss Arugala - I'll get your Nay Tea every night forever and ever. La la love you...

TBU, baby...

and TDBU2, just as much now as when we first met. ;) happy 8month&1dayiversary!

You are my density.

<3 future girl

My dear Vajohna...

Here's to you and the weird feeling you give me in my pants... oh and for putting up with all my shit. Lots of love and gooey stuff, Arim.

Get in here, Boo.

Thank you for all you do. I know I stole that from Kevin. I love your face, pie. Let's get drunk and dance this V-day!!! Hi friends. - Kayla

Interweb Love Lust

Love is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for, trouble is if you dont risk anything you risk even more. you were worth the risk.

KEITH Buttercup!

You are what I miss the most about Seattle. I wish we could see each other more than once a year. love love- Jennifer Jane

Emilina!

You are my favorite person ever. I love you so much my toes hurt. Can we get a panda cub?

My Main Squeeze

So glad to finally be in the same place at the same time...again. I love your squeezes and smooches...keep'em coming!

My swee'pea

This year, we bring a child into the world. I can't wait meet her with you, the love of my life. This is our adventure together. /Billy

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