Ladies: How should you react when your boyfriend accuses you of cheating on him because he can feel that your vagina is looser than he remembers it being? Oh, and he has a really small dick.
Do you have man boobs? Maybe you shouldn't.
Do lesbians perform oral sex on strap-ons? DO THEY???
And! Dan responds to Douchegate 2011.
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