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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forced_perspective

3

I hope you are really high.

4

It's the angle. The dog does look huge in that picture, but in other ones it's easier to see that he's normal-sized and on a table. If I didn't see the little bit of floor under the door I would have assumed this was a massive dog

6

'giant dog' heh heh heh....
how big are his hands?
that's what we really want to know

7

5,

So, it’s finally come to this. We are now telling each other, “Your dog is fat”.

Sigh.

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@7: I mean, the dog does look pretty fat to me, maybe bordering on obese. Dogs are not supposed to look like stuffed sausages. Their midsection is not just supposed to be a straight line, or bulgy:

http://2h0uvg25cp471mr7n0oigg6z-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/Dog-Weight-Chart.jpg

The dog looks to be somewhere between 4 and 5 based on this chart, though camera angles and all can make it hard to tell.

9

That's definitely a fat dog. Most American dogs are fat because Americans feed their dogs too much and don't exercise them enough. Good for ther dog? No. But whatever, there's a lot of worse shit to worry about. Besides dogs are our property and our servants. We can do what we're like with them (minus explicit torture). That's just life.

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per their twitter/instagram: "... were looking for a second dog and visited Pet Refuge. There, we fell in love with a one-eyed puggle, estimated age: 4-6 years old, who had a little bit of a weight problem". They got the dog in Dec 2018. Weight problems don't go away in a couple of months.

11

What if it’s the dog who is stoned, and Katie just looks really small to it?

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Photographed with a wide-angle lens (like on most phones), even a puppy will look like a Great Dane if it's close to the camera.

14

@11 has a point.

15

You already confirmed that you can't get high anymore...

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15,

So that confirms it, then. Pete’s dog is really high and just thinks Katie is small, and probably has the munchies, which is why it looks big boned.

17

Wait; there are times when Ms H isn't high?

The left would never let him get elected. Move on (or was it along?), Douglas.


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