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An Interview with Mayor Teargas

Seattle's papier-m√Ęché mayor is booked and busy.

How Do You Take an Uninteresting Photo?

Was 2019 the Year of the Horny SpongeBob Lyric?

Marie Kondo Introduces the US to Panpsychism

What Kind of Woman Is "The Guy" Into?

Surprisingly, he's not into stoners.

This Proselytizer Gives Me The Validation My Parents Never Did

What Is Ben Carson Doing with Two Birthday Cakes?

Drunk of the Week: What Do You Do?

New Column!

"How Much of a Music Snob Are You?"

Seattle's Oscar The Grouch

Does Anybody Know This Guy?

The Perils of Party Conversations

Some People Are Good at Halloween

Vote for Winner of The Worst Tattoo Contest!

"If I Were President," by Ken Hutcherson

According to the Q13 News Algorithm

No Wonder Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck Love Him So

The Slog Netflix Streaming Club: I Think We're Alone Now

Newsflash: Murderers Are Assholes

Fuck the Golden Globes

Ken Hutcherson: Vindicated by Failure

Meet Bill

Profile of a Reddit Troll

I Went to See Octomom in Tacoma So You Don't Have To

Multiple Homosexuals Witnessing a Fire

Musings of an Unrepentant Squirm-Inducer

Lunchtime Quickie: People Who Don't Suck

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