Article Archive
Mon, Mar 11, 2019
I Admit It: I Do Not Lower the Office Toilet Seat
Thu, Jan 25, 2018
The Internet Has Come for Erykah Badu
Tue, Jan 23, 2018
Call-Out Culture Is a Toxic Garbage Dumpster Fire of Trash
Thu, Nov 16, 2017
Ask Aquaman: All Your Questions Answered by the Ruler of the Seven Seas!
Thu, Jul 6, 2017
Go Out and Enjoy Nature, but Please Don't Ruin It for the Rest of Us
Wed, Sep 30, 2015
Peeple: An App That Allows Users to Rate Other Humans
Thu, Aug 13, 2015
I, Anonymusic—Call for Submissions
Tue, Jun 9, 2015
To Nude, or Not to Nude?
Mon, Feb 9, 2015
I, Anonymous: Yelp Is Making Douchebags of Us All. Zero Stars!
Sun, Jan 18, 2015
Returning Column: You're Wrong About That
Sat, Dec 20, 2014
Your Fill-in-the-Blank Holiday Form Letter
Mon, Dec 1, 2014
Weekend Review: The 15 Worst Gift Ideas at Alderwood Mall
Mon, Nov 10, 2014
I, Anonymous: Not All Drunks Need a Doctor
Mon, Oct 27, 2014
I, Anonymous: You Can't Keep a GeekGirl Down
Wed, Oct 8, 2014
Bruce Lee's Emotions Are Nothing to Laugh At
Mon, Sep 1, 2014
What I Learned at Bumbershoot 2014
Fri, Aug 29, 2014
Please Stop Fighting Over Reclining Seats on Airplanes
Wed, Aug 13, 2014
Book of Mormon Interrupted by Rampant Fingerbanging
Fri, Jul 18, 2014
Don't Let Stonedness Turn You into a Boor
Thu, May 29, 2014
"You Are Invited to Drink My RSVPEE"
Fri, Apr 11, 2014
On Lady Rizo and the Smell of Others
Thu, Mar 20, 2014
"Dear Balcony Jacker"
Wed, Feb 19, 2014
New Column! Socialist Advice from Kshama Sawant
Wed, Feb 12, 2014
Move Over, Miss Lonelyhearts
Sat, Feb 1, 2014
"Dear Smug Bus Rider"
Fri, Jan 3, 2014
Ani DiFranco Offers A Second Apology
Thu, Dec 12, 2013
Making the Gilded Age Look Good . . .
Thu, Nov 21, 2013
News of the Weird!
Thu, Nov 7, 2013
"Two Little Girls Explain the Worst Haircut Ever"
Mon, May 6, 2013
I Shouldn't Do This...
Thu, Mar 28, 2013
This Week in I, Anonymous: Nannies Bash Back
Fri, Feb 22, 2013
Nun Guts—No, That's Not a Typo
Tue, Feb 19, 2013
Chinese Water Torture for Your Ears
Sun, Jan 13, 2013
Fuck the Golden Globes
Tue, Oct 9, 2012
Neighborhood Standoff: Central District
Fri, Aug 24, 2012
The Nature of Lost Property
Thu, Aug 2, 2012
Secretary of State Sam Reed Wants You to Vote (for Bill Finkbeiner)
Wed, Aug 1, 2012
Musings of an Unrepentant Squirm-Inducer
Mon, Jul 30, 2012
Happy Birthday, Erin! (Or, This Is How You Start a Prank War...)
Thu, Jul 12, 2012
"He was the only guy who was ever nice to me."
Wed, Jul 11, 2012
Overheard in the Office
Tue, May 29, 2012
Brian Brown Accepts My Invitation to Dinner
Sat, May 12, 2012
Grandpa Segal Would Like You to Be Quiet at the Rock Show
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