The Seahawks Are Back and Kinda Bad :(

What to Do If You See ICE in Seattle

If Seattle Is Haunted, Where Do I Chill With the Neighborhood Ghosties?

I was ghosted by ghosts.

Good Riddance Joseph Backholm, Washington's Ultimate Anti-Gay Dipshit

Bill Bryant Has a New PAC and It's A Free Market Horror Show

The First Junk: We're Going to See Those Pics

The First Junk: Donald Trump's Dick Could Be the First Presidential Dick We All Get to See (But It Won't Be the Last)

Police Made Five Arrests and Deployed Pepper Spray at the UW Patriot Prayer Rally

Oh Great, Now Tim Eyman Wants to Ban an Income Tax

With Apple's New Ad, Animoji Karaoke Is Officially a Thing

Manson on the Brain? It Might Be Time to Revisit You Must Remember This

House Democrats Start Impeachment Process. They Should Stop.

Poll Shows People Don't Want Amazon Deliverers to Have Access to Their Homes

Ed Murray Was at a City Press Conference Today

Masked Man Wearing Deadpool Shirt Jumps Out of Family's Closet

Inslee Quake Advisers: Invest in Pamphlets, Not Upgrades

Seattle's "Nazi Ceramicist" Charles Krafft Is in the News Again

Trump's Latest Judicial Nominee Said Trans Kids Are Part of Satan's Plan

Capitol Hill Still Has Lots of Crazy Black People

What the World Needs Now...

Alex Jones Comes to Seattle, Rants on Street Corner, Gets Doused with Coffee by "Vicious Leftists"

We're All Going to Die, New York Magazine Edition

Seattle Issues Permit to Organizers of "March Against Sharia"

The Morning News: Pregnant Muckleshoot Woman Fatally Shot by Deputies, 83 Protesters Arrested at Standing Rock

Four Washington Vape Stores Are Being Sued for Allegedly Selling Exploding E-Cigarettes

At Least Fifteen People Killed, Dozens Injured in Knifing Rampage in Japan

Required Reading: Being Queer and Muslim in America

Meanwhile in Oklahoma: Court Rules Rape Isn't Rape If Victim Passed Out Before Rape Commenced

Donald Trump's Butler Gave a Tour of the Candidate's Florida Mansion and UGH.

Pearl Jam Sending an Even Flow of Funds Toward Flint, Michigan Water Crisis

UPDATE: Karl Blau Emergency Fund Raises Almost $25,000 in First Week

Karl Blau Loses His Gear in Anacortes Music Channel Fire; Fundraiser Set Up

The Ugliest Holiday Sweater

Antifascist Groups Are Organizing a Protest Against the Alleged White Power Rally in Ballard and Capitol Hill

There's a Rumor Floating Around the Internet About an Upcoming White Power Rally in Ballard. We're Checking It Out.

Jay Rodne, Republican State House Representative from Snoqualmie, Agrees With ISIS

Five New Horror Movies (That Don't Totally Suck) on Netflix Streaming

Look Into These Eyes! Is There a Term For This?

Today Is National Coffee Day

I Love This New Local Music Video "Dying" and Can We Also Talk About Vampire Films?

There Was "a Large Sewage Spill" in Lake Washington Wednesday Morning

So I Watched Rachel Maddow's Interview With Rick Santorum

It Seems The Stranger's Spells for Edge of the Circle Books Backfired (Or: Thanks for the Dumpster Blaze, Magic Rich)

Drunk of the Week: Is Saint Patrick's Day Really the WORST Day of the Year?

In Case You Wondered, Yes, the Music Is As Bad As the Cover Art

Sure, You Can Use Your 3-D Printer to Make a Copy of Your Pecker

Hey Holiday Shoppers! Have You Tried the New Shit 'N' Shop Yet?

The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club: Carol & Daryl (Awwww.)

The Walking Dead Chitty-Chat Club: G.I. Ginger!

Sunday Comic by Marti Jonjak and Seth Goodkind