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Where's our federal coronavirus relief?

Lose Control with a Gay Cop from Mars

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The East Precinct cop fortress isn't coming down anytime soon.

How to Prepare a Winter Feast Like Monster Hunter's Grammeowster

Who's ready for some monster meat in the mouth?

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Trump will never concede, and concessions will become a politeness of the past.

Here's What to Watch with Today's National Races

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Ernst and Graham will keep their Senate seats by the hairs on their chinny chin chins.

Trump Challenges Wolves, Wolves Ready Lawsuit

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If the Supreme Court ends up picking Trump, there will be endless riots.

Meet Your New Local Tour Guides: A Pair of Talking Cats

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There's no way a mute button will shut up Trump.

Presenting Hades' Hottest Himbos

Bloodsuckers in LA!

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After Donald loses this election by a wide margin, Republicans will say voting is the real problem.

This Old Witch From Seattle Will Host The Stranger's SLAY Horror Film Fest

"If it wasn't for SLAY, I think the season would have passed by."

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Trump will die. Trump won't die. Actually, Trump already died.
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