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Democrats will win in Georgia.

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Rudy will die of COVID-19. It's just a prediction.

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Tokyo 2021 will happen.

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Where's our federal coronavirus relief?

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The East Precinct cop fortress isn't coming down anytime soon.

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Trump will never concede, and concessions will become a politeness of the past.

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Ernst and Graham will keep their Senate seats by the hairs on their chinny chin chins.

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If the Supreme Court ends up picking Trump, there will be endless riots.

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There's no way a mute button will shut up Trump.

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After Donald loses this election by a wide margin, Republicans will say voting is the real problem.

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Trump will die. Trump won't die. Actually, Trump already died.

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A nerve-racking debate, an anarchist for mayor, and the return of the Na'vi.

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Democrats won't expand the court, another Seattle bridge will crack, and the 2021 Emmys will be lit.

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The Stranger predicts the future.

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The Stranger predicts the future.

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The Stranger predicts the future.

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The Stranger predicts the future.

Here's What's Going to Happen

The Stranger predicts the future.

Here's What's Going to Happen

The Stranger predicts the future.

Here's What's Going to Happen

The Stranger predicts the future.

Here's What's Going to Happen

The Stranger predicts the future.

Here's What's Going to Happen

The Stranger predicts the future.

Here's What's Going to Happen

The Stranger predicts the future.

Here's What's Going to Happen

The Stranger predicts the future.

Here's What's Going to Happen

The Stranger predicts the future.

Here's What's Going to Happen

The Stranger predicts the future.

Here's What's Going to Happen

The Stranger predicts the future.
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