I Think I'm a Sword Guy (And That's Okay)

NOTICE OF PROPOSED LAND USE ACTION

I Didn't Kill Your Stupid Cat, and I Am Insulted by the Insinuation

After Hurricane Harvey, Dogs and Cats Find New Homes in Seattle

Guest Editorial: Why I Couldn't—Not Wouldn't—Open My Church to Hurricane Harvey Victims

Bat Trek: The Bats of Seward Park Can Help Instruct Humans on Survival

A Visit to the Rage Room

Where Is the Outrage Over "Take the Skinheads Bowling"?

I'm Not Actually General Lee, by The General Lee from The Dukes of Hazzard

Exiled from Dog Paradise

Ask a Motorist Stuck on the Ballard Bridge for 45 Minutes

Joey Burgess is Bringing a Gay Bar Back to Former Purr Space

We Sneaked into the Launch Party for an Elites-Only Dating App

The Grim Reaper Ruined My Make-Out Sesh at Gas Works Park

Frank Cassano's Imbecile Parade: How Do You Beat the Heat?

Goatalympics: A Fundraiser for Neglected and Abandoned Goats, and a Mix and Mingle for Goat Owners

Brand-New Taglines for Fox News

Nanny Newsroom: Why Are Seattle Times Staffers Subject to Drug Tests?

Who Said It: Jane Birkin or Jenny Durkan?

Every Pooch Is a Superstar at Capitol Hill PrideFest's Doggie Drag Contest

Baking with Dad

Time Capsule: Whatever Happened to #covfefe?

Ruin Porn: Touring the Georgetown Steam Plant

At the Cats of the Internet Pajama Party, Actual Felines Were in Short Supply

I Anon: Thank You for Being Decisive and Helpful to a Fellow Human

I, Anonymous: I Came to Seattle Knowing What the Weather Would Be Like

I Went to Dance Church and Danced in the Dark at Velocity

Real Church Has Nothing on Velocity's Dance Church

Dana Gould Comes to Columbia City for Kill Rock Stars

I, Anonymous: It's Seattle. It Rains Here. Get Over It.

I, Anonymous: You Made My 5-Year-Old Cry

Never Go Camping (and Other Lessons from the First Overlook Film Festival)

I, Anonymous: Thanks for Fixing That Billboard, Mysterious Spray-Painter

Highlights of the First 100 Days of Jill Stein's Presidency

Who Said It: May Day Anarchist or Stephen Bannon?

I, Anonymous: Submit Your Rants and Raves Now!

What It's Like to Tinder in Spokane (More Guns)

I, Anonymous: File Under: If I Were Single

Letter to the Editor: Please Don't Come to Spokane

Declaration of Seattle Principles for New Out-of-Town Hires at The Stranger

I, Anonymous: Are You Just Going to Watch or Are You Going to Join In?

How American Apparel Helped Me Realize I Was Gay

I, Anonymous: White People, Stop Asking Me to Pay for Your Party

Fight Club: What It's Like to Take a Self-Defense Class from Fighting Chance Seattle

You're Wrong About That: The "Keep Hope Alive" Edition

Future News

2061: Owners of Paul Ryan's Former Residence Remove and Melt Commemorative Plaque

I, Anonymous: Doctor's Touch Brings Sensual Healing

Old Witch and Cookie Couture Bring Capitol Hill's Drag Scene to West Seattle

Celebrate a New America with This Donald Trump Commemorative Ruble!

I, Anonymous: Stop Hawking Your Loogies on the Sidewalk

Do You Want Classical Musicians to Play in Your Living Room? Of Course You Do.