Article Archive
Tue, Sep 18, 2018

The Seahawks Offense Sucks so Much, Y'all, They’re so Bad and I Hate Them

by Spike Friedman
Mon, Sep 10, 2018

The Seahawks Are Back and Kinda Bad :(

by Spike Friedman
Wed, Aug 1, 2018

This Seahawks Season Could Be a Real Nightmare

by Spike Friedman
Thu, Apr 12, 2018

Hey, Seahawks! Bring In Colin Kaepernick!

by Spike Friedman
Tue, Jan 2, 2018

Seahawks Ring In the New Year and End the Season with a 26-24 Loss Against the Cardinals

by Spike Friedman
Mon, Dec 18, 2017

Seahawks Play Comprehensively Bad Football Game; Leave Playoff Chances On Life Support

by Spike Friedman
Mon, Dec 11, 2017

Ugly Seahawks Loss Caps Off Dispiriting Weekend For Seattle Sports

by Spike Friedman
Mon, Dec 4, 2017

Seahawks Reassert Themselves with Comprehensively Fun Win Over Eagles

by Spike Friedman
Mon, Nov 27, 2017

Seahawks Take A While To Get To Work Getting Workmanlike Win

by Spike Friedman
Tue, Nov 21, 2017

State AG Reaches Plea Deal in Wage Theft Case Against Former Seahawk

by Heidi Groover
Tue, Nov 21, 2017

Seahawks Lose to Falcons in Important Football Game, Leading to Inevitable, Unimportant Blame Game

by Spike Friedman
Fri, Nov 10, 2017

Seahawks Win, But Lose Richard Sherman

by Spike Friedman
Mon, Nov 6, 2017

In Week of Separation in the NFC, Seahawks Needlessly Kick Themselves in Metaphorical Groin

by Spike Friedman
Mon, Oct 30, 2017

Russell Wilson Riotously Good As Seahawks Win Riotously Fun Football Game

by Spike Friedman
Mon, Oct 23, 2017

Seahawks Dispatch The Giants, Make Winning Easy Look Hard

by Spike Friedman
Mon, Oct 9, 2017

Seahawks Play The Hits In Crucial Win Over The Rams

by Spike Friedman
Mon, Oct 2, 2017

Seahawks Prove Themselves To Be Not Bad With Big Win Over Colts

by Spike Friedman
Fri, Sep 29, 2017

No, Michael Bennett Didn’t Dance Around Holding a Burning Flag While Pete Carroll Applauded

by Spike Friedman
Mon, Sep 25, 2017

Seahawks Lose Football Game On Weekend Where Football’s Importance Exists Outside The Realm Of Game Itself

by Spike Friedman
Sun, Sep 24, 2017

Seahawks, Citing Racial Injustice, to Stay in Locker Room During Anthem

by Steven Hsieh
Mon, Sep 18, 2017

Seahawks Performance Troubling In Win If You Look At It Closely, So Maybe Don’t?

by Spike Friedman
Mon, Sep 11, 2017

Seahawks Lose Opener 17-9, Local Man Refuses To Panic

by Spike Friedman
Wed, Sep 6, 2017

Las Vegas Police Release Video of Michael Bennett's Detainment, Deny Racial Bias

by Steven Hsieh
Fri, Sep 1, 2017

Seahawks Preseason Is Over — Now It Is Regular... Season... Football

by Spike Friedman
Thu, Jun 8, 2017

Counterpoint: Don’t Think the Seahawks Passed on Colin Kaepernick Because They Are Afraid of His Politics

by Tricia Romano
Mon, May 22, 2017

Why Is Michael Bennett Boycotting the Seattle Times? (Or: The Seattle Times Sports Section Is Usually Great, So Why the Immature Hit Piece?)

by Spike Friedman
Tue, May 16, 2017

Colin Kaepernick Should Be the Seahawks' Next Backup Quarterback

by Spike Friedman
Fri, Apr 14, 2017

Marshawn Lynch is Unretiring and Becoming a Raider

by Tricia Romano
Wed, Apr 5, 2017

Marshawn Lynch Might Play Football Again... For the Raiders

by Tricia Romano
Tue, Mar 14, 2017

Ex-Green Bay Packer Running Back Eddie Lacy is a Seattle Seahawk, But Offensive Line Still a Question Mark

by Spike Friedman
Thu, Feb 2, 2017

No, You Dumb Morons at Breitbart, Russell Wilson Did Not Imply Trump Is Going to Be Assassinated

by Tricia Romano
Wed, Feb 1, 2017

Seahawks Quarterback Russell Wilson Isn't a Fan of Trump, Either

by Tricia Romano
Sun, Jan 15, 2017

Seahawks Season Goes Careening Off The Road In Atlanta, Is Now Over

by Spike Friedman
Sun, Jan 8, 2017

Suddenly Awesome Seahawks Win Playoff Game For Fifth Straight Year Against the Detroit Lions

by Spike Friedman
Sun, Jan 1, 2017

Grading the Seahawks' Season: Even with Win Over the 49ers and a Playoff Berth, the Hawks are Merely Average

by Spike Friedman
Sat, Dec 24, 2016

Let Earl Thomas Guide You Through A Brutal Seahawks Christmas Eve Loss to the Cardinals

by Spike Friedman
Fri, Dec 16, 2016

Radioactive Frog Looking Seahawks Beat Garbagemen Posing As Los Angeles Rams

by Spike Friedman
Sun, Dec 11, 2016

In Loss Against Green Bay, Seahawks Genuinely Suck For First Time In Years

by Spike Friedman
Sat, Dec 10, 2016

A Sports Thing Happened

by Dan Savage
Mon, Dec 5, 2016

The Seahawks Beat the Panthers but Earl Thomas is Injured and Life is Terrible

by Spike Friedman
Sun, Nov 27, 2016

No Fire, No Desire: Listless Seahawks Lose to Tampa Bay

by Spike Friedman
Sun, Nov 20, 2016

Seahawks Score Easy Win in the Super Bowl DVOA Over Eagles

by Spike Friedman
Mon, Nov 14, 2016

Seahawks Beat Trump-Supporting Patriots, So Why Isn’t Everything Better Now?

by Spike Friedman
Tue, Nov 8, 2016

In Another Stressed-Filled Game, Seahawks Beat Bills, Shave More Time Off My Life

by Spike Friedman
Mon, Nov 7, 2016

It's Game Day: Seahawk Cliff Avril Sacks For Charity; Plus, the Seahawks Sell Used Pants

by Spike Friedman
Sun, Oct 30, 2016

Seahawks Lose to New Orleans Saints, But Hate The Game, Not The Players

by Spike Friedman
Sun, Oct 2, 2016

Seahawks Shoot Down Jets, But No One Is Mad Because Football

by Spike Friedman
Sun, Sep 25, 2016

Seahawks Make Easy Win Over the 49ers Unnecessarily Hard (Also, Russ Got Hurt Again)

by Spike Friedman
Wed, Sep 21, 2016

Seattle Seahawk Richard Sherman Gets Behind Colin Kaepernick

by Tricia Romano
Sun, Sep 18, 2016

The Seahawks Offense Is Not As Good As We Had Previously Hoped

by Spike Friedman
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