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Chase Burns
Chase Burns is
The Stranger
's former editor. He's covered everything from gay luchadores to chemical weapons to Isabella Rossellini's favorite pets.
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Isabella Rossellini Is Bringing a Really Cool Dog to Seattle
The movie star, model, and
Green Porno
creator has a new live show about animals.
Chase Burns
A Stoner's Guide to Orbeez, the Magical Toy Taking Over the World
I got high and ordered 90,000 brightly colored little balls. Then I couldn't get them out of my apartment.
Chase Burns
Drie Chapek's Paintings Finally Take Center Stage
Chase Burns
John Waters's Advice to Antifa: Get Sexier
We interviewed the queer daddy of filth about Melania Trump, Black Friday, and Christmas-themed porn.
Chase Burns
What Happens When Seattle Shakes?
We should probably talk about all these bricks.
Chase Burns
Nothing Will Replace the Charm of R Place on Boylston and Pine
Chase Burns
Scarecrow Is a National Treasure
And three rare films that require a trip to the video store.
Chase Burns
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Film/TV
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4:20 PM
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Chase Burns
,
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&
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3:00 PM
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Turn off the internet and touch some tapes.
Chase Burns
&
Jas Keimig
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,
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&
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Film/TV
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Is Unstreamable
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and
The Tall Guy!
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,
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&
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Slog AM/PM
Apr 26
6:00 PM
Slog PM:
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&
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SIFF 2022
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The Full List of Winners from This Year's Seattle International Film Festival
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Film/TV
Apr 22
5:15 PM
Velvet Goldmine
Is Unstreamable
Same with
Plenty
and
Woops!
Jas Keimig
,
Chase Burns
&
Matt Baume
Slog AM/PM
Apr 19
6:00 PM
Slog PM:
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Film/TV
Apr 19
2:50 PM
What You Should See at the 2022 Seattle International Film Festival
Here's a big-ass list that keeps getting bigger.
Matt Baume
,
Chase Burns
,
Chase Hutchinson
,
Jas Keimig
&
Charles Mudede
Stranger Suggests
Apr 14
12:30 PM
Stranger Suggests at #SIFF2022:
Piggy
🐷
Chase Burns
Slog AM/PM
Apr 12
5:45 PM
Slog PM:
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Chase Burns
Film/TV
Apr 8
5:45 PM
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Chase Burns
,
Jas Keimig
&
Matt Baume
Film/TV
Apr 5
4:20 PM
Stranger Suggests at #SIFF2022:
Finlandia
🐚
Chase Burns
Film/TV
Apr 1
5:30 PM
Murphy Brown
Is Unstreamable
Matt Baume
,
Chase Burns
&
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Slog AM/PM
Mar 29
4:20 PM
Slog PM:
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Chase Burns
Film/TV
Mar 25
5:00 PM
Shadow of the Vampire
Is Unstreamable
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,
Chase Burns
&
Matt Baume
Slog AM/PM
Mar 21
5:45 PM
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