Adrian Ryan is a Stranger senior contributing writer and nightlife columnist. He has been writing for The Stranger since late 1997, and he’s pretty sure he still hasn’t been paid for some really early stuff (cough it up, Everett True!). He’s written for every section of The Stranger, including three columns: It’s All True (1999–2000), Celebrity I Saw U (2000–2007), and, currently, The Homosexual Agenda (2009–this very second). He has written close to infinity words on celebrity, life, and gayness, and his writings have appeared in many things, including The Stranger’s Guide to Seattle, Mommie’s Little Girl: Susie Bright on Sex, Motherhood and Cherry Pie, a bunch of stuff he forgets, and his very own Way Too Gay Seattle Survival Guide.