Maybe they should charge Jonah for reporting this. In a sense, haven't we all been 'nerfed' by these bombastic stories? Isn't that, metaphorically, the real crime? Isn't it?
I wish legislative nightmares upon all those who believe the nerf golfer committed a crime. Remember, NERF golf balls are made of NERF. NERF is soft, like a pillow, or like your personality.
in the golfer's original apology, he claimed to offer to pay for the victim's medical bills. either that means there were injuries, or he was being a sarcastic drunk asshole after hitting a guy with a plastic-like golf-ball. apparently it is not legal to hit people with things.
I still have burning hatred for the punkass bitch/worthless "friend" who won't fess up.
Isn't it?
And just because it was a plastic ball doesn't make it safe -- imagine taking a surprise nerf football or a surprise paintball in the face.
It's hard to imagine they're significant, but if they are, that would be important to know.