For those of us that have to work tomorrow, what time is Obama taking the oath of office? Can take a break for that but I have no idea what time that's happening.

This is my last paragraph:

Finally, I must thank my corrupt family, my special campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Foreigners for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of working the American people. Without your amazing efforts, none of this would have been possible.

@1 The inaguration ceremony is 9am PDT, http://inaugural.senate.gov/2009/ceremon…

'My fellow Americans, today is a sexy day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "puppy", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually lick.'

God, I loved MadLibs too.

An ideal day would be a Hopey *and* Maggie day.

Me and Madlibs:

Noun: Fart
Verb: Fart
Adjective: Flatulent
Adverb: Stinkily
Proper Name: John Holmes.

It's especially funny in a Scooby Doo context.

I adored Mad Libs. Friends still buy them for me sometimes.

From mine:

If your foot is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a accountant. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a Future Rabbit. But slumming together we can right this ship, and set a course for Aberdeen.

Finally, I must thank my coffee colored family, my hard campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Canadians for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of sleeping the American people. Without your efforts, none of this would have been possible.

The "coffee colored" was totally unexpected. I was sipping my freshly brewed cup and threw in up there.

"Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces fun and cool challenges like never before. Our economy is neat and nice. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for boats. Our healthcare system is runny. If your foot is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a doctor. "

"Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of pooping the American people. Without your brown efforts, none of this would have been possible."

If your rump is sick you might as well call a lawyer.

Once you realize that mad libs is always funnier when it's dirty it takes all the fun and creativity out of it.

Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for burglars. Our healthcare system is loud. If your knee is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a wedding planner. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a tank top espresso. But tap dancing together we can right this ship, and set a course for bermuda triangle.