Blogs Mar 10, 2009 at 2:41 pm

Don't Try This At Home

Dan Savage
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1
Yeah, you might want to remove the saw blade before making your own fucking machine... It can certainly be done, though. Once you get done with the fuckzall, make a drilldo.
on March 10, 2009 at 2:45 PM Report this
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ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod
That is horrifying.
on March 10, 2009 at 2:49 PM Report this
3
They cancelled Home Improvement too early! Tim Allen, where are you when we need you most?
on March 10, 2009 at 2:52 PM Report this
4
Is it wrong to hope that they were both somehow sterilized in the process?
on March 10, 2009 at 2:52 PM Report this
5
Of course, this is why some states and most right-wingers hate sex toys - they can be so dangerous, don't you know. Just look at the above story.
on March 10, 2009 at 2:54 PM Report this
6
Why couldn't the dude just you his weiner?
on March 10, 2009 at 2:57 PM Report this
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I'm shaking my head.
on March 10, 2009 at 3:00 PM Report this
8
Oh dear God. My vagina hurts now.
on March 10, 2009 at 3:03 PM Report this
9
The only thing that would have made this post more revolting to me would have been if, somehow, there were spiders involved.
on March 10, 2009 at 3:06 PM Report this
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@ 9, that image will be in my nightmares now. Thank you.
on March 10, 2009 at 3:09 PM Report this
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I am crossing my legs very tightly right now.
on March 10, 2009 at 3:10 PM Report this
12
Inbreeding. That's the only explanation I can come up with.
on March 10, 2009 at 3:10 PM Report this
13
i always like that 'lust' part from Seven. This one is a runner up

for bonus points google the 'vagina collector' - not for the squeamish.
on March 10, 2009 at 3:15 PM Report this
14
Holy crap, that was so easily avoidable.
on March 10, 2009 at 3:16 PM Report this
15
this is just the ghetto version of the fucksawall though? which is a real sex toy.
on March 10, 2009 at 3:18 PM Report this
16
I can't decide which would be worse, if it happened simulating sex or simulating a blowjob.
on March 10, 2009 at 3:19 PM Report this
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"A Southern Maryland woman was seriously injured in a mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend"

Kind of a shitty lead eh? OMG PEOPLE SEX TOYS SERIOUS INJURY!!!! Never mind the POWER TOOL.

on March 10, 2009 at 3:19 PM Report this
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@8 - Holy shit. That makes MY vagina hurt, and I'm a guy.
on March 10, 2009 at 3:22 PM Report this
19
People, you gotta plan these things better. Don't go off half-cocked, or you'll wind up...nevermind...
on March 10, 2009 at 3:26 PM Report this
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@18: That was exactly my reaction as well.

Gah. What is WRONG with people?
on March 10, 2009 at 3:32 PM Report this
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Oh, crazy kids these days.
on March 10, 2009 at 3:37 PM Report this
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I think the more important question is...wtf is up with Maryland all of a sudden?
on March 10, 2009 at 3:52 PM Report this
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Parts of Maryland abut West Virginia, you know. Other parts contain Baltimore, where civilization was lost.
on March 10, 2009 at 4:03 PM Report this
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/shudder
on March 10, 2009 at 4:13 PM Report this
25
i'm so glad i don't do cocaine anymore
on March 10, 2009 at 4:23 PM Report this
26
Ive never been so turned on by a Home Depot sign before in my life. Think of all the possibilities. yum
on March 10, 2009 at 4:31 PM Report this
27
i think perhaps that relationship is over.
on March 10, 2009 at 4:50 PM Report this
28
Jesus Christ, the stuff straight people get up to ...
on March 10, 2009 at 6:08 PM Report this
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That photo of the reciprocal saw put me in mind of the diesel powered dildo I saw ages ago in a National Lampoon parody of Soviet sex toys...

on March 10, 2009 at 6:13 PM Report this
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You just know that saw manufacturer is going to have to add a "not to be used as a sex toy" line on their warning label.
on March 10, 2009 at 6:41 PM Report this
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very american psycho.
on March 10, 2009 at 6:42 PM Report this
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Man there are some dumb shit people out there!
on March 10, 2009 at 6:48 PM Report this
33
GGG gone awry?
on March 10, 2009 at 10:37 PM Report this
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I would just like to apologize on behalf of Maryland. We don't all use power tools during sex. (Personally, I find that my natural attachments do the job just fine.)
on March 11, 2009 at 7:41 AM Report this
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hopefully she cant have kids anymore. this in natural selection at its best
on March 11, 2009 at 8:48 AM Report this
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Jesus God that ain't right.
on March 11, 2009 at 10:44 AM Report this
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@ #27. Best reply.
on March 11, 2009 at 11:03 AM Report this
38
One wonders if she's already planning a power-pegging session for him when she gets out of the hospital...
on March 11, 2009 at 2:37 PM Report this
39
I can't imagine how the nurses taking care of this woman keep from laughing out loud!
on March 12, 2009 at 7:18 AM Report this
40
I accidentally the whole vagina.
on March 16, 2009 at 10:19 AM Report this

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