When you load Omegle.com, it opens a chat window and connects you to the first person to sign on immediately after you. "Meet new friends!" it advertises. My friend raved about it as an at-work timekiller, so I gave it a shot.

You: so tell me something about your day.
Stranger: got fired getting drunk gonna jump outta my window in a few
You: super!
Stranger: yep great
[Your conversational partner has disconnected.]

Oh, Stranger.