if a witness gets knocked out by an assailant - they're now a victim.

According to me, you forgot to start the last paragraph with "According to...". You also forgot the 'to" in the 3rd paragraph. You ruined everything.

I was at Greenlake earlier today. Some bald muscley dude was being lectured by a lifeguard. Apparently he had cussed out a little kid aggressively moments earlier.

Oh assholes, you have no season!

Who would've guessed that after all of these centuries, we're basically still living in trees.

I don't understand this post. Apparently, it's all, "Ha ha, look at these 'crimes' at Green Lake, which thinks it's part of the city now."

Apparently, two people were shot at the Bathhouse Theater last night. Link: http://www.mygreenlake.com/2009/07/shoot…