Seattle Destroyed!

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that was so terrible i couldn't watch the entire thing. that's all i have to say about that.

derrickito on December 1, 2009 at 11:35 AM

Douchebags and their fixies ruin everything.

Banna on December 1, 2009 at 11:37 AM

They only do it one Friday a month!

on December 1, 2009 at 11:42 AM

That was funny. The computers that stay connected and have that nifty Richter readout are not to be believed... ;-)

baconpussy on December 1, 2009 at 11:42 AM

Still dumb. Why did this video resurface?

on December 1, 2009 at 11:46 AM

Why is it in these movies, when people are fleeing buildings falling directly along their line of retreat, they never think to, oh, I don't know, turn down a side street and go another direction?

COMTE on December 1, 2009 at 11:48 AM

I watched that shitty movie...I laughed my ass off at their re-creation of their version of Seattle.

almost as delighful as the "Capitol Hill Zoo" in that awful Angelina Jolie movie or the Rose Red house that took up aproximately 850 acres of Capitol Hill.

But my favorite Seattle-ism in film is the fact that every Seattle set movie has to feature a character using the Monorail as mass transit to commute to work...

michael strangeways on December 1, 2009 at 11:49 AM

Has anyone talked to Shia LeBeoufs people?

Brendan T on December 1, 2009 at 11:50 AM

@7,

Fuck that. How about the residents of Seattle who use the ferry to commute... to Seattle?

keshmeshi on December 1, 2009 at 11:51 AM

I watched this entire movie too. It was a two parter and the two parts were clearly filmed months apart. The female lead put on about 40 pounds from one scene to the next.

Bohica on December 1, 2009 at 11:56 AM

Nature abhors a douchebag cyclist.

on December 1, 2009 at 12:00 PM

10.5 is so good.

awfranks on December 1, 2009 at 12:07 PM

Wasn't this exact same video on Slog two years ago? Early-onset Alzheimer's? Pot?

Fnarf on December 1, 2009 at 12:20 PM

@2- That's clearly a bike with a freewheel. A "dirtjump/urban/park single speed hardtail" to be precise.

I'd rock it.

dwight moody on December 1, 2009 at 12:22 PM

At least the producers were good enough to crush the cyclist.

eric (the other one) on December 1, 2009 at 12:31 PM

As a geoscientist this hurts so so badly.

Asparagus! on December 1, 2009 at 12:45 PM

The best 'Seattle' movie has got to be Firewall with Harrison Ford. It rains NON-STOP from start to finish. Torrential rain too...not even the kind we really get in Seattle.

Gregus on December 1, 2009 at 1:17 PM

@10: at least the weight gain is realistic.

baconpussy on December 1, 2009 at 1:38 PM

douchebag bicyclist

What's with the stutter?

Sili on December 1, 2009 at 2:15 PM

That totally happened to me on the Burke-Gilman this morning.

on December 1, 2009 at 3:25 PM

I know a lot of Sloggers aren't up on Seattle or physics but, I like to point out the Space Needle is a steel sculpture and would not crumble unless frozen to kelvin.

Zander on December 1, 2009 at 7:01 PM

@13 both.

fucking fixies - good thing the needle took him out.

Will in Seattle on December 1, 2009 at 7:05 PM

Seattle Destroyed!

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