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1101 East Pike St. Suite 300, Seattle, WA 98122
1101 East Pike St. Suite 300, Seattle, WA 98122
Nevada deserves better and hotter.
Yeah, good luck with that that. Does he at least wear a paper bag or is that extra?
Seriously, your sphincter needs to be for sale if you want to make any money at this. And you better be hung like a donkey too.
http://www.shadyladyranch.com/markus.htm…
He apparently actually does have a semi-decent body it is just his face that is very, very unfortunate.
I am so ready for the Rosa Parks of legal male prostitution. Marcus is not it.
Q: What were sex workers called fifty years ago?
A: Whores.
Jesus!
Sorry kids, but counting on all 10 fingers (accurately) is my minimum requirement in a fuck buddy.
Sorry kids, but counting on all 10 fingers (accurately) is my minimum requirement in a fuck buddy.
He'll get a few customers that are there for the novelty, but after that wears off (2 weeks?) he'll starve, rent his butt or get a real job.
"Psychologically, Freud always said that every man inherently has an innate desire to copulate or have some sort of relation with his mother—regardless of whether he wants to admit it or not. I think this engenders what it means to be a gigolo."
Fairly creepy ... I wouldn't ever fuck this guy, but I especially would not want to fuck him if he's imagining I'm his mother.
"I'm not college-educated, but I'm well-read. That's the fifth thing that a gigolo must have. He must be literate, he must have a sense of honor and dignity to himself. He should just be an all-around good guy."
it's not with the other four points, but it's on the next page (page 3).
Yet he's a non-disadvantaged, white younger man.
Also: "gay people are very put-together. I think they're very classy, very well-organized people. They have great personalities."
Like what? Cocker Spaniels?
He's unattractive and he comes across as an idiot.
So you're not put-together, not classy, not organized, and your personality blows.
Apparently gay men get the good gigolos and us straight women are left with this guy.
Also, I wanted to gag a little when he essentially said he became a sex worker because he has mommy issues. If I ever end up at Shady Lady Ranch I am specifically asking to not be given this guy.
- Sarah Vowell
Nevada deserves nothing.