What are you doing this upcoming and sure-to-be-shitty-and-rainy Sunday evening in Seattle? Maybe you should finally take a class. Learn something you can really use in the new year. I mean, it couldn't hurt. You can always know MORE, amirite?

His and Hers Hand Jobs
Sunday, January 17th, 7:30-9:30 pm, $35
At Babeland, Capitol Hill.
Singles and couples of every gender and sexual orientation are invited to attend the workshop (18+ only). Call Babeland and buy tickets in advance to get a $5 coupon to use on purchases the night of the workshop. Sliding scale available. More info HERE.

Also, maybe you want to go, but you want to go for free. E-mail your first and last name to freetickets@thestranger.com with Howard Johnson in the subject line and you'll be entered to win one of 5 pairs of tickets. Hurry and do it by 5 pm.