Bodies is a ball fest
  • Trent Moorman
  • Bodies is a ball fest

Interested in touring the human anatomy lesson/ethical trainwreck known as Bodies? For free?

I've got ten pairs of tickets to give away. If you want them, all you have to do is submit an elegant haiku on the following topic:


Ball haiku. The ten best testicular poets will win a pair of tickets to Bodies (it makes a great date night!), and their work will be posted on Slog for the pleasure of all. The deadline is 3 pm today.

So get 'ku-ing! E-mail me with the subject line "I LOVE BALLZ." 3 pm. Those dead bodies aren't going to gawk at themselves!