The Awl just put up a really clever Choose-Your-Own-Adventure style post about the life of a blogger.
...before you can say “choking on the pen cap you were absently chewing,” a perfectly outrageous blog post title loads in your browser, begging for—or perhaps openly provoking—your attention.
Do you… ignore the inflammatory headline and continue surfing?
Or immediately register your disgust in the comments section?
Or do you begin reading in earnest, though with some skepticism?
I swear to God, I do this five times a day. You should go choose your own adventure.