I wanna see a pic of the "Wilber Ohno", a soul-patch wearing pig who is into short track speed skating and suicide food...but is thankfully saved by a helpful spider.. then goes on to win the county fair, and some Olympic bling.

Where are the lol cats with bacon?

I was under the impression that when Jack in the Box got on the bacon bandwagon, the party was officially over, and we can just go back to eating bacon or not without making a fuss, and without having everything bacon all the time. Apparently I was wrong.