Just Got My Ride Back

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Fantastic! (It is still 1998, right?)

Banna on April 12, 2010 at 11:02 AM

can you fit a real coffin in the back ?

reverend dr dj riz on April 12, 2010 at 11:03 AM

can I just say a big thank you to Seattle for harboring the minimum quantity of douche bags driving these type of vehicles around. I am so glad I moved away from that small town in upstate NY that were filled with these atrocities

Andy_Squirrel on April 12, 2010 at 11:05 AM

What no spinners?

Kapow on April 12, 2010 at 11:07 AM

douche.

Lily Fluffbottom on April 12, 2010 at 11:10 AM

Very cool.

Vince on April 12, 2010 at 11:11 AM

hit bait

Max Solomon on April 12, 2010 at 11:11 AM

This is a joke, right????????

Keekee on April 12, 2010 at 11:14 AM

Now that you've got wheels you can drive outside the two block radius of the Stranger office to find something to blog about.

Hey, there's room in there for Dominic and Cienna and Bethany and Dan! You can all go find some news!

elenchos on April 12, 2010 at 11:16 AM

WORST choice ever.

slake on April 12, 2010 at 11:16 AM

Are you gettin good grip from the 50 series tires?

Is the Alpine bumpin but you need the volume higher?

Does the 808 kick drum really make the girlies get dumb?

You gonna be rollin Rainier and make the jealous wanna get some?

---Brissey on Broadway (or 12th, meh, close enough)

pissy mcslogbot on April 12, 2010 at 11:17 AM

I'd be embarrassed to be seen riding in that thing, much less driving it.

Fifty-Two-Eighty on April 12, 2010 at 11:21 AM

Whatever you paid, it was too much. It looks like a cross between an SUV, a minivan and all of the worst parts of the 90's.

Root on April 12, 2010 at 11:22 AM

Dude, your shit is looking fresh. Now brush your hair.

Anthony Hecht on April 12, 2010 at 11:25 AM Stranger Staff

I love the orientatation of the skulls.

on April 12, 2010 at 11:29 AM

That car is parked on my street pretty regularly. I am always amused.

tjsander on April 12, 2010 at 11:32 AM

@15

"Orientated" is correct but peculiarly British (Britain is in the UK, a country in Europe, which is located outside of America, just in case you didn't know).

God damn that was condescending. What do I win?

bearseatbeats on April 12, 2010 at 11:40 AM

That's a good start, but you still have a lot of work to do. Obviously, those stock taillight lenses need to go, and daylight should not be visible through the rear windows. I suggest you cruise around Alderwood Mall for a few hours to see how the real playas do it. (Do they still call themselves "playas," or am I dating myself?)

Furcifer on April 12, 2010 at 11:42 AM

aren't stranger staff contractorally obligated to have bicycles or priuses?

(prii)?

sepiolida on April 12, 2010 at 11:43 AM

Haha, I wish that was your car.
Actually, all you really need are the skull graphix.
Drive out to Ballard, bitch.

bella on April 12, 2010 at 11:44 AM

Your parking skills are fresh as well.

Fnarf on April 12, 2010 at 11:58 AM

Dear Bear Seatbeats,

I would argue that the English are as capable as any American of mangling the English language. I would further argue that "orientated," growing as it does out of "orientation," which itself comes from "to orient," is imprecise and inelegant if not actually wrong. And I would argue all this, as an American speaking English in Seattle, despite what our honourable cousins may prefer.

So I guess you win nothing.

on April 12, 2010 at 12:03 PM

Barbed wire tat. check. eyebrow piercing. check. Black hoody. check. Damn, where's my Ipad...

freesandbags on April 12, 2010 at 12:04 PM

@ 22: I am from Brighton.

Grant Brissey, Emeritus on April 12, 2010 at 12:06 PM

@22

I find it mighty peculiar that you would use "honourable" as an American speaking English in Seattle; very peculiar indeed. Show us your berf sartificate, you secret Kenyan!

Didn't you know? The Internet is a race.

bearseatbeats on April 12, 2010 at 12:33 PM

@22, @17: "orientation" is correct everywhere, but that's not what @15 wrote. "Orientated" is correct in British English, but that's not what @15 wrote (or intended to write). "Oriented" is more usual in American English, but THAT'S not what @15 wrote, either.

"Orientatation" is what @15 wrote, and it's wrong everywhere. Nobody wins anything.

Fnarf on April 12, 2010 at 12:44 PM

Obviously a wannabee drives this because the driver's and passenger's windows aren't tinted. If you want to keep it real those windows should be be dark enough to prevent prying eyes from seeing the glowing tip of a big fat blunt.

FreudianShrimp on April 12, 2010 at 12:44 PM

@26

The only reason to bring up "orientatation" @15, which is obviously wrong, is to make fun of "orientate" by either deliberately or unintentionally misspelling it.

You don't win anything either, Fnarf.

bearseatbeats on April 12, 2010 at 1:17 PM

clearly, this is phootoshoopped.

Josh Bomb on April 12, 2010 at 1:38 PM

THIS IS NOT FAIR.

Baconcat on April 12, 2010 at 4:24 PM

Just don't do motocross with it if you value living a long and full life.

Weekilter on April 12, 2010 at 6:06 PM

I just vomited.

watchout5 on April 12, 2010 at 11:16 PM

Funny, I saw a small white car parked on Pine with the same decals on Sunday evening. I made the same joke about it.

VALLENTINE on April 13, 2010 at 3:18 AM

That's some mighty fine journalism.

Mike Smith on April 14, 2010 at 12:22 PM

15 wins everything.

STJA on July 6, 2010 at 11:01 AM

Just Got My Ride Back

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