The guy's been charged with indecent exposure—but it doesn't sound like he actually exposed himself to anyone. And why the fuck are the janitors running around that school sniffing tissues? And how close do you have to hold a tissue to your nose—and how deeply do you have to inhale—to determine that the tissue "smells strongly of semen"? I could see getting suspended for wanking on the job, but getting arrested for it? And were the panties in the trash in any way related to the alleged wanking? Whose panties were they? Did the janitor sniff the panties too? Did they "smell strongly" of anything? So many unanswered questions.

Thanks to Slog tipper Batchild.