After more than 35 years a popular gay bathhouse in Toronto is closing its doors. The red brick building at the corner of Mutual and Carlton in downtown Toronto will no longer be the site of depraved acts of gay sexual debauchery.

Instead the building will house an "upscale swingers club."

"Upscale swingers club," as blogger Joe Jervis points out, is a fancy name for "straight bathhouse." But God hates heterosexual adulterers a little less than God hates fags, am I right? Bring the kids!