This Saturday, May 1, the Stranger Gong Show hits the stage at the Crocodile, before a howling crowd and a panel of celebrity judges, including superstar DJ Riz Rollins, nightlife maven Kerri Harrop, hiphop writer/maker Larry Mizell Jr., and BadMovieArt inventor/curator Jason Miller.

If you possess a talent that people would want to watch for one to four minutes—such as singing, dancing, joke-telling, harp/guitar/drums/accordian/tuba-playing, juggling, clogging, bird-calling, celebrity impersonation skills, weird bendy limbs, burlesque powers, magic trickery, performance eating, ANYTHING THAT DOESN'T INVOLVE FIRE OR MINORS—you should sign up to compete. You could be showered in applause and leave the club with a truly amazing collection of prizes including $300 cash!

If you are ready to watch a parade of people who believe they possess a talent that people want to watch for one to four minutes, show up at the Crocodile on Saturday May 1. Full info and advance tickets may be found here.