Robert Townsend, LAX, c. 2003
He was waiting in line in front of me. I spent my entire flight trying to remember his name. (Success!)

Tim Meadows, Burbank, c. 2007
He appeared to be holding hands with a female comedian. The next time I saw Tim Meadows in person, several years later, he was alone and looked sad. Using my extremely limited data set, I concluded that the female comedian had dumped him and broken his heart. But probably they were just walking next to each other. Still, chin up, Meadows.

Paul Mooney, Burbank, c. 2006
He was wearing bedazzled jeans and had the entire severed tail of a raccoon hanging from his knapsack.