"Eh? What? What's that now?"


Grandpa, the government wants to help you go back to school and get that sociology degree you've always talked about!

"What? Eh? Who are you? Where's Nancy?"

It's me, grandpa. Your favorite grandchild. Nancy died 25 years ago. Aren't you excited about going to college at age 100?


"What? Hng? I just pooped a meatball! Get off my land!"

Oh, grandpa. You are comically old.