Blogs May 11, 2010 at 10:12 am

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Granny panties.
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How about having an alert for some specific unique/bizarre thing on Craigslist... Can't think of something off the top of my head... but there are lots of options.
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parasite
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"bakery fire"

The stories are fabulous.
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fetid
beef jerky
wang
jenkem
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eyeball
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gingers
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yucky pancakes

"open pothole"

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lift my luggage

would be interesting to watch the results expand from mostly slog references to references in all other places, just as santorum took over the internet.
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prolapse
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NOOOOO!!! I say keep feces! Like our economy and the South, it will RISE AGAIN!
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"menses"
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Fuckslave--Because it's fun to say: "There is mounting evidence to suggest that Clarence Thomas is in fact Antonin Scalia's fuckslave."
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Why not just modify it?

feces -cats -child

or something like that.
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"monument made entirely of"

"are not legal to keep as pets"

"unofficial world record"

"completely filled with"

"was surprised to find that"

"worst prize ever"

"literally came to life"
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"abortion ray"

"bacon baby"

"the new AIDS"
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I second Josh Bomb's suggestion of beef jerky.
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"autopsy revealed"

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bus plunge
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parasitic twins

analgeist
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"helpful invention"

"not approved by the FDA"
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how about:
"skanky strawberry shortcake"
"necrotizing fasciitis"
"pootschah"
"weaponized jujubes"

or if the poop stuff it's just too good to let go:
"new enema ideas"
"designer colostomy bag"
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Skank Nuts
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"the"
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"centipede" should be pretty rich right now.
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"also doubles as a sex toy"
"genetic failure"
"betty white"
"accidental penetration"
"midwestern culture"
"not my baby"
"bonglord"
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DONG
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My vote: Quinceanera. Always an entertaining and tragic read if you put yourself in the shoes of the guest of honor.
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"tough titties"
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"human centipede"
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or "coprophagia"
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molusk
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A friend of mine used to check Google News for "puppies" until she realized it was always only going to be stories about bad things happening to puppies.

My recommendations:
"Lindy West is"
"Google alert"
"festering"
"ghost"
"butt"
"Carol Channing"

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