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1
Must have been wiggaz.
2
If I had a nickel for every time someone called me a slut and threw a potato at me......
4
Police are still hashing out the details.
5
No no no, the potato goes in the tailpipe.
6
You just know the perpetrators were baked.
7
When potatoes are outlawed, only outlaws will have potatoes.

Well, somebody had to say it.
8
potatoes don't slut-shame people. people slut-shame people.
9
@6: they're gonna fry for this one.
10
That's just lazy, man. Building a potato cannon isn't that difficult.
12
Ummm, Cienna- I really like your name btw, the "impetus for the slashings and potato-throwing" is cuz the driver of the victimized car is a SLUT...

Case closed.

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@9: Yep. All eyes were on them as they peeled away.
14
Hopefully the community chips in to repair the damages.
15
GROOOAAANNNNNNNN......

Puns au Rotten!
16
@15: Just be glad that the Stranger is getting to the root of the story.
17
Damnit, @15 nabbed the au gratin pun already.
18
All eyes will be on the police as they sift through the mish-mash of details.
19
I have it on good authority that one of the suspects is named O'Brien.
20
I'll bet the owner of the car is really steamed.
21
As always, the commen-taters think they know everything.

Please wait...

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