Miss Cougar America to Be Crowned at National Cougar Convention

Cougars from throughout America are invited to compete for the title of Miss Cougar America at the 2nd Annual National Cougar Convention, Saturday, June 26, 2010, at the Embassy Suites O'Hare, 5500 North River Road, Rosemont IL 60018. Chicago Cubs (younger men) in attendance will decide who wins the contest. Adults of all ages are welcome.

"Age discrimination is perhaps the most pervasive prejudice in American Society," says Rich Gosse, Keynote Speaker at the Convention. "Older women, in particular, are victimized by our youth-obsessed society. They are regarded as _non-sexy'. Supposedly every American male is only attracted to nubile 20-year-olds found in the centerfolds of men's magazines. The truth is that there are millions of American men who find older women attractive, and we will prove it at the National Cougar Convention!"

Full info at, which also helps us define our terms:


A cougar is an adult woman of any age who is attracted to younger men.
You would think that every woman would be a cougar.
Unfortunately, most women prefer older men, who will die on you!
The average man in America dies five years earlier than the average woman.
Crazy, this attraction for older men!
Younger men are better looking, healthier, have more energy, are more fun,
don't need Viagra, and won't die on you!

If Gloria Trout doesn't win the title, I'm committing mass septuageneriacide.