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Even in gear, those things don't move fast, even the mid-range ones, unless it was a dozer sans blade.
At least the ones I've operated.
I now know what to do next time I see a motorcycle gang.
http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/
No, wait, that's a fiction contest.
He could have mooned the puppy and then thrown a biker at the dozer, before strolling away more quickly.
Ain't reality great?
That sentence has doomed fiction for all eternity, nothing you could dream up would come close.
Say what you will about the tenets of puppy-hurling, at least it's an ethos.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QACSo5xk3…
Better than cow tipping , or doing lines by yourself while alternately watching porn and Monthy Python.
Yet another hurdle crossed in the continuing refinement of German culture, and , for that matter, of Homo Sapiens . The man should be knighted.
And the way it is described- sheer poetry. I awe at the immense emotions caused in spite of the sparsity of words describing this mind-altering event. Such journalism. Oh brave new world, that has such things in it!
Alas, Shakespearean rhyme is not enough for this world-changing event. Give me a moment to compose myself and I will create a epic in the style of Homerus, an epic in which I shall laud the man who ventured to Moon the Angels, to surpass the brave Ulysses..All of this in pentameters of course.
?. Whaooooooow!! what a story, Can I by the Book?
Tommy.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10333211
http://www.cracked.com/article_18646_the…
#1
Moon-turn-puppy-RUN-don't get caught by police!!
LOL
He drove there in his own car, parked, mooned them, threw the puppy(which was his own) and set off by foot heading for a highway building site. There he entered a wheeled bulldozer and drove onto the Autobahn. He caused a 5km long traffic jam because he couldn´t operate the gearshift. After a few kilometers he stopped a truck, and hitchhiked some more kilometers to his home, where the police later arrested him and brought him to a mental hospital. He had ceased tp take his pills, what led to this outburst of awesome!
Here is the link to the original article:
http://www.merkur-online.de/lokales/land…