Xan Brooks writes like a grizzled, one-armed, post-apocalyptic Lindy West might.

Did the Guardian blogger get a medal for his marathon spewing of hyperbole?

Supposedly Isner's got a doubles match later today. He may have to play from a wheelchair with an IV pole giving him fluids.

That really was brilliantly hilarious, I am quite glad you brought it to our attention. (I would have never found it otherwise, as I do not actually care about tennis). That guy really should win something.