Yesterday evening I learned on Slog that two Seattle Sounders, defender Taylor Graham and my boyfriend forward Roger Levesque, were going to be at The Elite hanging out with their gay fans and raising money for some organization that supports young gay athletes.

There they were, signing scarves and shirts and such, but all the shirts sitting around were white. I approached Levesque and we had a conversation about his '70s-porn-star hair from last season (it has since been cut short, to make himself more presentable for a friend's wedding, he said) and I told him he is the sexiest Sounder (it is not even debatable!) and I asked if they had any blue shirts (like the one he was wearing) because the white t-shirts were lame.

Whereupon Roger Levesque said, "Oh, you can have this one," and took off his shirt and gave it to me. (The answer to your next question is: No, he had an undershirt on.) Then he signed the back for me. I am wearing it today (here's the front, here's the back).

In other news, HOW ARE YOU GOING TO DEAL WITH YOUR ENVY?