Here We Go: Tropical Storm Potentially Headed Toward Deepwater Horizon

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Like that episode where they "fix" the plumbing and when they turn on the light switch the shower goes on?

Supreme Ruler Of The Universe on June 24, 2010 at 10:14 PM

No, it's really more like an episode of "Red Dwarf" crossed with an episode of "World's Dirtiest Jobs"...

COMTE on June 24, 2010 at 11:22 PM

Nyuk nyuk nyuk! Woooo woooo wooooo wooo!

Karlheinz Arschbomber on June 25, 2010 at 12:23 AM

Tropical storm? It's starting to happen!!!
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/worst_case_s…

venomlash on June 25, 2010 at 7:53 AM

Why won't anyone believe me?!

That muthersucker robot did that shite on purpose. Robots want to poison the flesh world so they can ascend to their proper place in the biosphere: on top.

Robots would love to swim in an oily ocean. Think about it. What was the tin man always complaining about? What about that Robin Williams-sounding robot muthersucker?

That's right: Robots need oil.

Think, dudes and dudettes.... Think!

six shooter on June 25, 2010 at 7:58 AM

Close your damned tags. Sheesh.

Fifty-Two-Eighty on June 25, 2010 at 8:38 AM

OK, got it now.

Fifty-Two-Eighty on June 25, 2010 at 8:40 AM

Don't worry, Grant...

Obama has been On Top of this;
from Day One!

The Fierce Advocate assures us that 90% of the spill will be being collected by the end of the month!!

9 0 % !!!!

And the end of the month is less than a week away!!

I'm getting goosebumps!!!

on June 25, 2010 at 9:43 AM

Heck of a job Kenny!

You_Gotta_Be_Kidding_Me on June 25, 2010 at 10:23 AM

I've been saying it all along: Obama should lead a crack team of scientists on a top secret mission down to the depths of the Gulf.

Me, Obama, Bruce Willis, that guy from Slingblade, and Red Adair will hijack a Soviet sub, disable the rogue BP robots, and nuke the shite out of the well.

I wonder if the Titanic guy has submarines that can film us.

six shooter on June 25, 2010 at 1:49 PM