This was posted yesterday but I'm moving it up to celebrate a new letter to the editor about our Queer Issue:

Could anything in print be more liberal and gay? It was laughable to see the overuse of rainbows in ads.

I simply must lay it out and cleanse it with some hetero jizz. At least I gleaned a Radiators concert date at the Tripple Door.

Peace,
One of your few local Republicans.

Enjoy the view, jizzy rainbowphobe...

You'd think that this happens every year in our gay-ass city, but nope. This is the first time ever:

Happy pride, everybody. And every time you see the Space Needle, take a drink!