Blogs Jul 1, 2010 at 7:18 am


What about gay married sex? ;) Married sex - or any LTR sex - only gets boring if yer not creative or communicating what you really want. Get creative & get talkin', people.

That top one made me snarf my coffee. But the Huackabee one about Nancy Pelosi/Helen Thomas, also good. Thx. for my next FB link, Dan.
I still like The Gospel of Supply Side Jesus better.
I like how these guys insist on using "homosexual" in place of "gay," because it really makes ramblings like this sound awkward.
@3: I think they do that because, when you're stuck in the 40's-50's, "gay" still just means happy.
You can also try out "Blingee Jesus" for more of something similar:
Excellent! Meanwhile, the art reminds that most Christians still think Jesus was a white guy.
This is so awesome.
True, Ben. If he existed at all, he would have looked a lot more like Lenny Bruce than Mel Gibson.
I can't believe you didn't insert the original quote, it's kinda getting me all hot (and jealous):

"Untrammeled homosexuality can take over and destroy a social system. If you isolate sexuality as something solely for one's own personal amusement, and all you want is the most satisfying orgasm you can get - and that is what homosexuality seems to be - then homosexuality seems too powerful to resist. The evidence is that men do a better job on men and women on women, if all you are looking for is orgasm .... It's pure sexuality. It's almost like pure heroin. It's such a rush. . . . Marital sex tends toward the boring end. Generally, it doesn't deliver the kind of sheer sexual pleasure that homosexual sex does.'" [Michigan Journal of Gender & Law, Chaos, Law, and God: The Religious Meanings of Homosexuality, 2008]
just because those assholes stole use of the pictures doesn't make it ok for the assholes on slog to
Actually, Paul Cameron, who uttered the second quote, founded the Colorado Springs-based Family Research Institute, not the Washington, DC-based Family Research Council. They are two completely different entities which many people get mixed up. I'm saddened to see that Media Matters got it wrong.

Family Research Institute, unlike the Family Research Council, is listed by the SPLC as a hate group.
I think straight married sex gets boring because you're more likely to have kids, which adds a whole new dimension of stress and exhaustion, hampering your creativity and energy and time in the bedroom (or whatever room you prefer).

I had a great sex life when I was married, but we didn't have kids together.
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only straight guy in his country who actually is more sexually attracted to women than men. Homosexuality gives a better orgasm? I find that hard to believe, in my case. I've kissed guys and it's never as good as kissing a girl. I've never fucked a guy, but seeing as women turn me on and men don't, I don't think it would be any better.
I just never got the whole "temptation" argument because I don't see what the appeal is. I go after what I find hot and attractive. I think others should do the same. And I think if you are arguing that being gay is a more attractive life style, you need to examine yourself better. Because It can't be unusual to be a straight guy who isn't tempted, right?
George "Rent Boy" Reiker???
My favorite is the Rush Limbaugh quote as Jesus reaches down to the poor beggar: "We already donated to Haiti, it's called the US Income Tax."

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