Match starts at 11:30 am. Your distinguished panelists will include the star of stage, screen, and radio Sean Nelson; the beguiling Abby Waysdorf; and the immortal Fnarf. We will be watching from Gordon Biersch, where the World Cup final is being shown in 3D.*

Although who needs 3D when you have us? Join us at your peril.

* It is also being shown in 3D at Sport Restaurant under the Space Needle and Murphy's Pub in Wallingford. Here's a full list of places showing the World Cup.