@15, if I had to guess from these photos I'd say Joe has no hair yet down there, Toby clearly uses his Groomsman every single day, but Scott's all like, "it's just a little fungus, everyone's got some".
But if Scott would shave that shitty little patch off his chin, I'd switch my vote in a second. I love that fey look and the silly hands. He's clearly making no attempt whatsoever to appear butch. That scores points. And you know that if he parts his hair in the middle like that, it means he smokes pot, right? (Let the record show that I also parted my hair in the middle when I was in high school.) The fact that I'm going on and on about him must mean something. It means: shave that shit off your chin, dammit!
I voted for the guy Scott, he obviously has a sense of humor with that pose. . . .but truthfully, neither canidate is very hot.. .it's the bearded guy on the left who is HOT!
@22 et al--clearly beardy on the left is the hottest. That is indisputable, which is why he wasn't included in the poll. If he ever runs for office, I promise you there will be many pictures of him on slog, fondling his stapler.
From Sizemore's candidate staement:
"The office of a Congressman comes with a price of two years and the scorn of an entire nation. It is a harsh and dirty job, filled with peril and devoid of grace. To accept this position is to give the constituency a piece of one's life."
Yeah, I really like the bearded dude... simply gorgeous, but he wasn't up for the vote... so, I guess it's a write in. The pretty boy is fine, but he is not the challenge I enjoy and always overcome.
A) The bar for politicos is somewhat lower than for oh say any other profession. Like they say, D.C. is Hollywood for ugly people.
B) Joe Fitzgibbon is the hottest politico since Dave Upthegrove. He's also really nice and super qualified. However, the Stranger's lust for Fitzgibbon kind of creeped me out. I mean, I know this primary is boring as hell, but don't be surprised if you get hit with a restraining order. Just saying.
C) Sizemore is, in fact, a tool. (His business card has a magician's hat and mustache on it-- with no mention that he's running for Congress.)
D) Toby Crittendon from the Bus is smokin'-- so fine I will break my iron-clad "No Hipsters" rule to admit as much. You should stalk him next.
All of you are haters. Scott is a well informed, intelligent, and well...studious man. I'm ashamed of those who have commented, on the obviously last minute, photo of him. I doubt you have even slightly researched his endeavors and if you truly looked into him, you'd know he's very sexy, smart, and well informed. For shame!!! Shun the non-believers...shuuuuunnnn---nuuuuu.
He's a hottie in the long run. Look at his hands!
Eric Oemig. Done and done.
But if Scott would shave that shitty little patch off his chin, I'd switch my vote in a second. I love that fey look and the silly hands. He's clearly making no attempt whatsoever to appear butch. That scores points. And you know that if he parts his hair in the middle like that, it means he smokes pot, right? (Let the record show that I also parted my hair in the middle when I was in high school.) The fact that I'm going on and on about him must mean something. It means: shave that shit off your chin, dammit!
"The office of a Congressman comes with a price of two years and the scorn of an entire nation. It is a harsh and dirty job, filled with peril and devoid of grace. To accept this position is to give the constituency a piece of one's life."
What a tool.
B) Joe Fitzgibbon is the hottest politico since Dave Upthegrove. He's also really nice and super qualified. However, the Stranger's lust for Fitzgibbon kind of creeped me out. I mean, I know this primary is boring as hell, but don't be surprised if you get hit with a restraining order. Just saying.
C) Sizemore is, in fact, a tool. (His business card has a magician's hat and mustache on it-- with no mention that he's running for Congress.)
D) Toby Crittendon from the Bus is smokin'-- so fine I will break my iron-clad "No Hipsters" rule to admit as much. You should stalk him next.