The fact that worthless internet celebrity Tila Tequila was violently assaulted by the crowd at the Gathering of the Juggalos is rightfully getting mentioned all over the Stranger's blogs. (Kelly O was on the scene, Megan cited it in The Morning News.)

What I have to add:

1. Thanks to the Gathering's rock-and-bottle-throwing dickwads, Tila Tequila has been instantly transformed from mercifully fading fake star to headline-making celebrity victim, which means we're stuck with her for at least another ten years. Thanks, dickhead Juggalos.

2. No matter how you feel about Tila Tequila (fuck you again, dickhead Juggalos, for requiring me to type that sentence), she deserves nothing but our sympathy. If you disagree, please watch the video below, which was brought to my attention by Line Out tipper PRS-1, and try not to throw up. (Audio NSFW.)