We've polished off two of these bad boys with a handful of bubble-tea straws:

• Instead of potatoes

Now the Stranger Election Control Board's fleet of drunks, haters, and sycophants are scattering to parties in Fremont, Kirkland, Bellevue, and even Tacoma. Sexy, sexy Tacoma. We'll grill folks at the Clint Didier Camp (like why couldn't he catch more footballs? Seriously. The SECB is expert on all matters football and Didier has some explaining to do.) What will Mike Heavey say when we show up unannounced at his apartment? Why is Dino Rossi serving hors d'oeuvres—and when did he become a cheese-serving surrender monkey?