Blogs Aug 25, 2010 at 2:44 pm

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"Freestyle or to the beat"

All this time I thought lots of people had no rhythm, when they were just freestylin... I am so shamefully uncool.
2
Cheryl needs a better home. After successfully attacking his balls.
3
I love his sick carpet. That's what he said right?
4
Charming.
5
It's definitely an act. He's no Zach Galifianakis, either.
6
4:20 dudes.
7
For a horrifying moment at the end, I thought he was going to start humping the camera.
8
THIS IS MY MOMENT CHERYL!
9
WTF is this crap. Thanks for reminding me never to click on a youtube link
10
"Lacking the natural drive to protect the ego" is my favorite phrase of all time.
11
"Sport shorts!" Ha!

The clue to unraveling this mystery is noticing the color-coordinated socks and underwear. What we have here is a very tasteful gay man who knows exactly what he's doing, not a mildly retarded man-child with no sense of ego preservation. My only question is whether the lisp is real as it's kind of endearing.
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@8 has it. Great line, and it doesn't seem rehearsed.
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"Nobody wants to be embarrassed."

This is pure internet gold.
14
herriman = confused
15
whatever he is, he needs a fucking shave.
16
Speech therapy classes immediately, please!
17
Cheryl wants to play soooooo bad.
18
Exactly, #15. Who would grow that beard non-ironically?
19
Whoever he is, Spike is closest thing to a hero Northern Minnesota can offer. In his earlier "She Wolf Choreography" filmed in his kitchen, Cheryl trots in and out of frame a couple times, but he's too absorbed in his routine to notice.
20
He's gonna make some Bear daddy awfully happy one day.
21
BUTT OVER THE HEAD, FOLKS.
22
I have a husband for this guy

http://www.youtube.com/user/PhatGayKiD

I am so sorry....
23
Cheryl has freakishly great comedic timing!
24
Wow... just, wow. This guy is NOTHING like Richard Simmons. Richard Simmons has helped literally THOUSANDS of people lose thousands of pounds. He has personally gotten involved in the everyday lives of everyday Americans who are obese and suicidal. Richard Simmons has saved hundreds of lives and is considered to be subject to cannonization after his passing. STOP insulting Richard Simmons by comparing him to this (hilarious) freak.
25
I love that the votes are perfectly split three ways...it speaks to how confounding this video is.
26
It's the "sexy push" that puts him over the top.

He kinda looks like he's packin, too.
27
@24. . . yeah i think it's kinda mean to even think about associating Richard Simmons with this dude. RS is genuine, this guy? not so much.

RS would never match-ey-match his socks with his underwear like that.

This dude is like a shallow charcuterie of a dudebro trying to be a nerdtard gay man. . . and in the end he's just a regular guy not really that good at doing dudebro or nerdtard or gay man.

now how do Cheryl and I get that 4:20 back?
28
My take:

Cheryl is adorable. She just wants to help.

Spike is "freakishly-endearing."
29
Ugh, Less gay now. Not for the size of the guy but for the heavy breathing and bumpy legs.
30
Look behind him on the wall in the Wolf video...he's obviously a Sub on orders from his Dom. Make me a video, Bitch.
31
Whoever he is, he's wearing a wedding ring. And I agree.. it's not as good as Zach Galifianakis.
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@19, ZOMG, that you for pointing that out! I hadn't seen he was from Turtle River, MN, and I just drove through that town on my way back to Seattle. Finally the 218 has a new superstar, after Judy Garland and Bob Dylan.
33
This video is crying out for a techno remix.

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